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Don't get me started On how coddled the modern anus is
Ask yourself 'is this something Jimmy needs to know?'
You are one bad tect away From getting blocked!
in connection with a string of dognappings that have been...
B. T. B. Bring. That. Booty.
Pam, I am not an unreasonable man.
What if we all get together and help each other,
that he is screwing over all the people he works with.
All right. All right, I get it.
Let me put you on hold just for one eensy second.
There's no building. It doesn't exist.
Megan Fox. Come on.
How then do you explain that in the past year
Okay, Stanley,
But secretly he'll be trying to trip you up.
Who's got one? Who's got a big idea?
PLEASE BABY? I LOVE YOU BRITTNEY ELIZABETH BOCCHINO ;)
Well, then you're not going to talk to the new building owner,
Oh, my gosh, she's so cute. She looks like both of you.
I said, "See you later, building."
You know, a lot of people say that
but I am using the same tactics.
When was China founded?
Don't get me started on how coddled the modern web developer is
"China is on the move."
To save on electricity, I have installed a timer
Good.
because if you want to beat China, you will.
but, like you, I am completely powerless
So, here is to conversation.
I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it.
Nobody?
China has 56 cities with a population of over one million.
Show him how to use it.
Bring that booty.
According to the Internet, the tallest man in the world is Chinese.
Oh, my God.
Michael, do something about this.
And my daughter, Cece, dances on your grave fully clothed.