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makes a difference on the street.
It’s official! Mark is a kept man!
Because I knew it would be the best way to get you out of my life.
LIMO DRIVER: Give us a break.
I thought I told you to keep that punk out of this house!
He got back Friday.
-(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING) -Whoo!
That sounds very nice,
Shashi Tharoor after reading the list of banned words
Doug could've done it to you.
I'm spooked.
I've been here 25 years, never bought a drink.
and that night he bet me that I couldn't do the same.
Hold it!
And the customer?
The little darlings come in here panting.
-RECEPTIONIST: He got by me. -Jordan, are you in there?
Reading between the lines.
It's great to see you, my only friend. Sit down.
I don't work here anymore.
You get the women, and you get the bucks.
Oh, you can handle it, huh?
The name of the game is woman.
The highest evolution of the species.
Mrs. Rivkin has spent the last 20 years burning her husband's dinners,
When wiII I be Ioved?
remain a part of the curriculum.
proctologist Dream
or you're gonna throw that back out again.
-I deserve a second chance. -No.
Mr. Flanagan is determined to revolutionize the bar business
That's why you came to New York. That's sure as hell why I left Queens.
(LAUGHS) A bartender with a line for everything.
A toast! To the bride, and to my nephew!
$1 00,000 a week. Painful.
-You're aiming too high. -I'll do anything.
The hell you do!
I know.
He either grins or he starts to fade away,
Jordan, I came here to talk to you.
-MAN: Miss! -I'll be there in a minute!
(SIGHS)
PRIEST: "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want..."
BRIAN: 76th Street.
Yes.
You know when you walk into some place.
It'd be great to get some talent behind the bar.
Simple. She's a rich chick, whose family owns half of Manhattan.
This is the Upper East Side, saloon capital of the world.
Not from a guy who hides here 'cause he can't hack it in the real world.
(SCREAMING)
-Interesting work. -Thank you.
I'll have a beer
To the first and last person I ever cared about.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
WOMAN 2: Hey, what about us?
I'm going to be a father.
Come in.
Fifty-fifty.
He was too proud to show how he felt until it was too late.
Poor baby, he's frustrated.
a man will always be judged based on the amount of alcohol he can consume.
Flat beer from rusty pipes.
BRIAN: Good night, sweet prince.
Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life.
If you know that, you're ready to graduate.
You asshole!
-Star-crossed lovers syndrome? -Hmm.
-A seemingly simple assignment. -(YAWNING)
I'll have a beer.
So you'll be here what time?
Am I supposed to live with the same man,
What about the baby?
I like that. Hmm.
You happened to be there, too.
This lad is the best bartender south of 14th Street.
(SLOW REGGAE SONG PLAYING)
So was arthritis.
This has got recipes.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
DOUG: Get in there.
not making you marry her, you don't care about her.
Whoo! One, two, three, four!
You're such an asshole.
It only gets better.
MAN 2: Here we go.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I catch on pretty quick.
-MAN: This isn't what I ordered! -A Molson and a Cuba Libre.
Bar is open!
MAN 1: You're wasting your time.
Think of a customer as a hurdler thinks of a hurdle.
Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.
WAITRESS: Let's make some money for a change.
-We require a degree. -You should go to college.
Brian, there is no "us."
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
Let's really do it.
There's a guy who makes these.
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
-I'll be all fat and ugly. -Just as long as you don't get too fat.
Yeah, and we'd never go home.
It doesn't. Your friend, what's his name...
-Yes. -(BOTH LAUGHING)
What time did you say you'd be here?
Thank you.
It's not as bad as it seems.
I'm Doug's friend.
I can look at an ad and tell you what's wrong with it.
MAN 1 : Keep it.
A white wine.
Drinks are on the house Let's go
MAN 2: Make a million, buddy!
(LAUGHING)
(SCREAMING)
Darling?
the money multiplier.
Nearest Scientology Center?
BRIAN: Hey, Doug!
Know how to make a Red-eye, Mr...?
The kind of money your sacred books dangle, but never deliver.
Brian, I know you can, but it doesn't really matter.
Eddie, you gotta be quicker than that.
Doug says you're incredible with women.