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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Chicken á la King.
To be franchised in every suburban shopping mall
Open up.
Yes, you are an original,
That bum just cost me $50.
that does the book on the first date?
Man, are you paranoid!
DOUG: Hands off the merchandise!
That's for cigarette change!
-If you don't get out of here... -Dad, I'll handle this!
Have a look on her ring finger.
It's probably got one of those weird names too like flugelbinder...
-WOMAN: Excuse me. -I'll be there in a minute.
This is how hung up on money I am.
Dixter I’m doing the best I can, ok!
Looks like one of our customers.
We need somebody who can hit the ground running.
It's Bonnie.
You gotta let me take your picture.
Why don't you buy Eddie a binge on me, huh?
Waiting for everyone to notice her?
I can't see a thing without my contacts.
I just said it wasn't worth getting upset about.
We should go on one of those. Tomorrow?
Wait till you've given them crabs.
Coral.
So what are you going to do now?
It was good enough for your old man.
First Time Buyers.... #we’lltakecareofyou
Hey, buddy!
Darling, I think you've had enough to drink.
Build a little hut over there on the beach.
Twins!
Jet set bartenders, eh?
Hi.
I am not a salesman.
Oh, my God!
I don't know what'll happen to me if you do.
-You're offering me a job? -Uh-huh.
And I Blew the Fucking Lot
-How am I gonna get out of here? -LIMO DRIVER: Cool down, buddy.
A secret admirer?
I'm not a loser. Please, Jordan, come with me.
You fuckin' son of a bitch!
(LAUGHING)
Always will be.
(EXCLAIMING)
No.
How did I humiliate you?
-Bar is open! -(ALL CHEERING)
-Eddie, finish up. Everybody out. -What?
Never show surprise. Never lose your cool.
I can't make it with my best friend's old lady.
WOMAN: Now, I don't... BRIAN: Game's not over yet.
The bar is open
I thought he was in Mexico.
"died early yesterday morning at the age of 99,
Where I come from you don't do that to your friends.
That's not a bad name for a joint.
Just to piss them off, she decided to marry a bartender.
This is the best work study program you can find.
-It's coming. In a minute. -I'm not leaving till I get my Cuba Libre.
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Toast, Flanagan.
You think I'd let some bartender destroy my daughter's life?
Tell me, do you intend to provide the smell of stale beer?
Douglas Coughlin, logical negativist.
Find a hair in your quiche?
How I talk myself Out of a bad mood
Brian's cute. How long have you known him?
No, not exactly.
You'll probably want to divorce me in three weeks.
george stop being a groha! sorry faye.
That's a bet.
I'm on my ass. I haven't got a pot to piss in.
I have never seen a club with such intense dance vibes.
I don't see how being good at something can be your downfall.
So, for your first assignment,
Listen, why the fuck are two stars like you wasting your talents
Propounded a set of laws that the world generally ignored...
Why? I am a bitch.
And you my friend are a worker.
Keeping it real
That was fantastic!
Three Toad Sloth
What do you think of that?
Somebody help me!
You can't send me away like this.
WAITRESS 1 : Get your act together!
Bar's closed, pal.
Days get shorter and shorter, nights, longer and longer.
WAITRESS: Don't forget my beers, Bri.
Boozus New Yorkus.
-Into the market now, are we? -Mmm-hmm.
BRIAN: Uh-oh!
The workers and the hustlers.