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Look how tasty your cocktails are, look how clean you keep your bar.
That goes for the help as well.
I won't.
Trust me, baby.
Forget it!
We can live for peanuts down there. There are no taxes.
I guess you'll never know
Keep me in the manner I'm accustomed to.
All right.
I want to talk about Doug.
The man's astounding.
(MOANING)
Maybe I could handle a partner.
You should include capitalization,
Stick it in your LeBaron!!!!!!
I don't have to, not anymore.
-I'll bet I can spook you. -No way.
Of course, I'm not like all men either.
Gilbey's and tonic and a Velvet Hammer.
Im not saying im better..! Anything i can get you ... Lmk you know i got it
We dazzle him with ice work. We baffle him with bottle work.
(SINGING) I'm aII shook up
So, why did you humiliate me like that in Jamaica?
Bullshit!
Beer is for breakfast Drink or begone.
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
No.
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
That's all right. How's she doing?
You should pursue other avenues.
The plane ride home will cure that.
I sublet it to a couple of yuppies. They loved your mother's furniture.
A day! (WHOOPS)
That's great. Can you move aside? I can't fit you both in.
Don't you worry, I won't forget my close friends.
Open the door and let her pirouette out?
so I'll settle for sixty-forty.
Outwork, outthink, out scheme and out maneuver.
What are you doing here?
If a daughter arrives to bless our clan
-BRIAN: Hello. -Hi.
It's very urban in orientation.
(SNIFFLING)
-You look more like his couch. -MAN: Henry!
administrative costs, income prospectus,
For breakfast? You've got to be joking.
At least you could apologize.
yes boingkids say hello to your dear granny raelene! hello granny snell!
Sexual frustration
What difference does it make? You're the boss.
You knew how I felt about her.
(GIGGLING)
Okay.
-BRIAN: How you doin'? -Oh, I'm fine.
(LAUGHS)
Ah! A diamond in the rough.
Like what?
(SINGING ALONG)
(CROWD SINGING ALONG)
Your sexy, little smile is not gonna work this time.
Oh, please do.
I am the world's first yuppie poet.
More like my obsession.
I see it in pink neon…
I'd love to be there just to shout it out all night long!
BRIAN: Baccarat crystal.
Is he or isn't he a great bartender?
You're ready for the big time, young Mr. Finnegan
Bet I can still spook you
(SIGHING)
Okay, so what is? Sex?
whenever the subject of money comes up.
Yes, happy hour.
That's what the market's all about.
A kid, I mean, our kid needs a father.
I asked you to prepare a business plan.
Ooh! $1 0, Uncle Pat.
Ah! Light dawns on marble head.
I'm... Brian.
(GROANING)
Mark, I haven't forgotten about you.
He bet me that I wasn't good enough to hustle her.
That's why you're up here.
-Where's Jordan? -She's in there.
Excuse me.
I make things with juice And frothy Pink Squirrel
The brochure promised me a drink on the house.
We'll have a fantastic time.
Listen to me!
You know what they say about sexual vanity in men over 40?
I know the other night I didn't say the right things.
She'll hear you no matter how far away she is.
I hope your Brewer's yeast doesn't take it personally.
You guys are amazing!
-Poem? -MAN 1 : Do one, Bri!
I'm sorry...
WOMAN: Maybe you should reenlist.
That’s fifty bucks you owe me!