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Tape his mouth so he can't deny it!
Ah!
(LAUGHING)
Ha! Classic Hollywood story.
But I did delete him from my bulk e-mail list.
But looking at you, I'm sure your kids are used to disappointment.
Screw you!!
Hey, Mom, can I sleep over at Milhouse's?
Daddy's on fire. Daddy's not on fire.
In my nightmares!
I had to go! You can't leave! Can't you hold it?
You can either steal a car or kick me in the crotch.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
"Daddy's made a shiv."
Hey, what are you... You're under arrest.
We'll just go to the furniture store and sit down.
Ooh! Well, I am curious to see if those teens lose their virginity.
Oh, look! There's a whole bunch of you!
I've got a full male role model.
Oh. Your nightlight's burned out.
It hardens them against future terrors,
detailing his own financial culpability
Birthday?
(SIREN BLARING)
I've ever had to true love.
You want me to kill Mummy?
Refuse to answer on the grounds that I... What?
Thanks to your angry love,
And she was so beautiful.