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KENT: Coming up. Can yodeling cure cancer?
The director saw my photo in a medical book.
Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll.
he's the one you want!
"Johnny's friends get some payback on Daddy while he's sleeping."
(TIRES SCREECHING)
and Barnaby Jones put together.
Yo, hobbit. I'm like your roommate.
Artie, thank you for doing the right thing,
Oh! (INHALES DEEPLY)
"and walked out with Denise and Gary"
Maybe I have some kind of "tell."
I miss you guys so much.
I'm out. I'm done.
How about a little interrogation?
(SINGING) The Simpsons
We had one date! And you were not a gentleman!
Can I apply my time toward a future crime?
He's still looking for that chocolate factory.
Four Jacks.
Is this dump open? We were jogging and ran out of cigarettes.
If I don't make it out alive, I love you, Mom and Dad.
from marble toothbrushes
And I'm happy to listen to FM 95.3, home of Boomer and the Diz!
Sorry, pally. The Dingleberries are sold out.
(GASPING FEARFULLY)
I lost all me "screw you" money.
I never want you in this house again!
And now as the result of his brilliant card playing,
(SINGING) Turn around, turn around
(LOUD BANGING)
Turn around and you're a young man