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Horse Boat. Toilet Sponge.
I did fall on my sword once.
Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam.
I'll have him call you the minute he gets back from the Lincoln Memorial.
Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together.
We'll come back at...
You're cooped up in there all day. You don't get to do your farming.
"Michael Scott came up with golden-ticket idea to give five customers
Thank you. Jim is with me.
to the moment it's metabolized by my stomach acid,
Like the day that you get married, or the day your wife has a baby,
instead of experiencing the whole wide world.
Rabbits breed quickly. Tavşanlar çabuk ürerler.
You're talking to Rob Fah, the biggest Garza fan I know.
PAM: When Michael's skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is.
It's actually based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
We're going to lose a fortune, Michael. How could you let this happen?
That is why carnations exist. CREED: That's not why.
Ding dong.
What is a wallet?
KGB. KG...
I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) MICHAEL: Dwight?
I’ll buy a lot of candies for you. Senin için bir sürü şeker alacağım.
Who is it?
It's called Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
I am not Michael. I am Willy Wonka!
She didn't even bother looking at him. Ona bakma zahmetinde bile bulunmadı.
What are you doing? Mine was part of a hilarious joke!
Right. You know, plowing my own acres.
Yeah. That's kind of a big client.
Text book overthinker
if it feels right, you'll know. ANDY: No.
Yeah.
Why do you even want to stay at Dunder Mifflin? I mean, what's the point?
where it has barbeque sauce of shame and rage.
Why is it so bad for me to call and ask her to lunch today?
I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER. IT'S THE NEXT SPRINT! JIM: THE NEXT SPRINT WILL WAIT FOR NO ONE!
Donald Trump?
Please let me. All right.
Buddha who? Buddha this bread for me, won't you?
Dwight and I were just having a very unfortunate conversation.
(WHOOPING)
Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5... 4-9-1...
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Did you retrieve y0ur phone from the cell phone lot?
You guys are throwing a lot at me.