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(Sighs)
Mark: The ninja army unleashed a giant fireball
Oh, he's coming.
I realise more and more every day how overqualified I am for this position
(Computer Chimes)
You should probably just get on with your work.
Yeah.
Instead, you go to a really great place.
-That's a strange ending. -It is, isn't it?
But how did you say something that wasn't?
The burning building, baby, bear, factory, jam incident?
Anywho, I'm still gonna need you to breathe into this for me.
-Your best yet. -I'm so glad you like it.
Telly's broken.
Yes, but is there a movie there?
decides if you go to the good place or the bad place.
Well, I do like you and I do enjoy your company.
Well, of course this isn't right, the world is going to end!
The story you're about to see takes place in a world
This is it, Mark.
You sure I should do this?
-I heard the news they were firing you, huh? -Yeah.
and I hate things that I don't understand.
I'll go.
That makes me horny. I hope this date ends in sex.
Oops.
Wow! I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life.
You know that.
Out of the way, fatty!
He killed my grand mother and left me those millions of dollars?
I need some time.
-Then I'll miss out. -No, he won't.
He's probably a high-powered businessman.
who believes they offer a better genetic match-up to either party?
not caring about my own safety, got the baby, jumped out.
No, I won't be sleeping with him tonight.
I have an expensive cocaine habit.
Hello, Officer. How are you?
then you're all alone and at the bottom of the pile.
Bears and ducks in cars.
Wow!
Yeah. You gonna apologise?
(Computer Chimes)
You are going to be with the person who's right for you,
and have them read the stories that people know and love.
H ere comes bottom. Pull over.
I bet it was. It's my house.
What's the word for it? There is no word for it.
Thank you.
Uh... Get everyone in here, right now. We got a big one.
-You're fired. -I am fired, yeah? 'Cause I sort of...
Yeah, well, I heard a baby crying and so I ran in there through the flames,
-No. -Brad: No.
is also responsible for all the good stuff that happens.
Well, maybe we just will.
Aren't you scared you'll get bitten one day?
I'm a l ion tamer, and I'm wearing a wig.
Leaving Ireland
-I come back and do this tomorrow? -Oh, well...
I'm in my 40s, and I'm alone with no prospects.
Watch this. Jim!
like, suffocation suicide.
Who with?
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
(Beeping)
Oh, please, Mark, continue.
(DOOR OPENS)
What I've done, they'll write about in history books for generations to come.
(Crowd Clamouring)
Well, now, it's not up to us to decide what we get in life.
If you must know, I'm incredibly stressed at work.
No, how did you survive the jump?
I'm on pills that make everything orange!
It was to be the first h u man nude Amazonian alien woman wedding,
Mark: Do not puke in front of an officer of the law.
ANNA: Yeah, I'm disappointed that you're early
and the rest of it just sort of happened on its own.
And who says you'll make a better husband
Oh, Mum, this is so depressing. At least look out of the window.
How do you spend your days?
-Where are you going? -Out.
And I'll always be more successful than you in nearly every way,
and if you still enjoy it, well, I'd like to remind you
-Oh, that is exciting. -It's very, very exciting.
Yeah, I was gonna come and talk to you today. I got fired yesterday.
Oh, that makes me happy.
REPORTER: Twenty four hours ago,
Oh.
Ooh, we want our credit before the film starts, 'cause...
It's the most important thing the world has ever heard.
Wow!
-(GAS PS) We're gonna live! -... sex.
You're a sperm donor.
-No, listen. -Don't bother. I've heard it all before.
(ALL Clamouring)
If I don't sleep with him,
-Did he cause my mom to get cancer? -Yes.
Doesn't matter. Uh... The end.
with a brute force of nearly 700,000 men behind him,
It seems our system has made a mistake. Let's get you your $800.
-Can we see him? -Mark: No.
-Come on in then. Do you want a cup of tea? -Yeah, that'd be great.
It's one thing that you invented the bicycle, but...
Let me get that fixed for you. And can I say congratulations, sir?
I got another plain.
Today, people are saying he has new information
armed with muskets and supported by cannon brigades.
Stop that!
I'm here today to ask you to continue buying Coke.