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Happiness.
when you die, all the people you love will be there.
Sure.
Let's go to the editing bay, where we can watch them put the final touches
I brought pizza.
(Crowd Laughing)
What if I wanted him to be more than just my friend?
I was thinking.
CROUPIER: Congratulations, sir.
Hi, Brad.
You can see the colours are different there,
He lives higher than the clouds, too high to see him.
I'll let you work.
I'm Bob: I work for Coke. And I'm asking you to not stop buying Coke.
in my situation.
If I gave you my number, would you call me?
Is there only one place you go when you die?
Who says your kids will be better than mine?
What's this place called?
-Yes. -Did he capsize the boat?
Yeah, that guy's evil!
I guess
and I'll probably have three more drinks by the end of the night.
Will they have their own mansions?
We both know that one day you're going to lose your looks.
Losers are losers. That's all they'll ever be.
It will be the best screen play ever written by anyone.
And you see the world in a way that nobody else sees the world,
And I'm just waiting for that mansion, you know?
What?
I shouldn't be d riving.
You've got two options. Option one, I send the police to your house, right?
Hold the elevator.
Why are you here?
Oh, and I think I'm getting fired today. How about you?
Changed the can around a little bit, though.
-The rent's 800. -I know. I haven't got that.
Yes, I do. I could walk out that door now.
-But everyone knows that you are. -Hasn't happened yet.
-He's not happy. -Well, how do you know?
You're wrong about what happens after you die.
Man in the sky forbid.
Oh, it will.
I'm sure it's the drink you've been drinking for years
Excel lent.
I know I'm in my 40s,
There's a very good chance you'll lose all this money here tonight.
Exactly. Yeah.
You look awful.
-Because I have plans later. -There's a few...
You get three chances.
Today I was handed a very impressive promotion.
But I'm saying, it doesn't have to be, just by...
-What about being late for work? -Mark: No, that's...
And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War
Huh?
and no expense would be spared.
-Uh, no, I kind of gave up on that. -Why?
-But, I mean, you know... -It's too bad.
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
-That feels better. -Good.
Coke's very high in sugar, and like any high-calorie soda,
Yeah. Oh, boy.
You're an awful writer, assigned to an awful century.
Each day is worse than the last.
Sir?
The one about not being good enough for you?
I'm gonna say that, judging by the look of this car,
I'm gonna think about this later.
Because it would make me happy.
You're kind.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Crowd: Yeah.
I feel like when I set the price up higher, it takes it out of the realm of petty crime
She still doesn't fully understand how I said or did all those things.
because Mark's in love with you and I enjoy watching him fail.
But you'll always be a loser.
Yeah, you have, look.
But all of that was interrupted when a giant, flying spaceship
Oh, Mum.
No.
But later on in the story, his luck's gonna change
Think of the children! Think of the little babies.
We've been through so much together.
Mmm!
I'm an Eskimo.
I would touch girls' boobs.
(Inaudible)
It's the way of the world, Mark.
What about if you forget to feed your dog?
and I'll probably never hear from you again, but...
It's hard to describe.
MALE REPORTER: In London, England, they wait.
Talk to you later.
(Sighs)
and brought the robot dinosaur to its knees, saving Mars, Earth
I've got to keep my mouth shut from now on. Why did I...
Or just even better paper.
Anything at all?
(STUTTERING) It is, it is.
Where is she?
(VOMITING)
MALE NARRATOR: Coming soon from Lecture Films,
Morning, Shelley.
Because she's happy with me.
You probably sat on the remote and changed the channel again.
Unfortunately, none of that changes the fact
-Your name is Doug? -Hi, Doug.
I'm Mark. How are you?
Did you buy new clothes?
-What, you told other people you hated me? -Yeah.