HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
First of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references...
you might find a girl who'll motorboat you right back.
Yeah, I think you should sing all the time.
She's got some big-ass panties.
So I was wondering if you could help me out with that.
Sorry I'm wearing this stupid thing. Schmidt made me do it.
You were right, Jess. This movie's pretty good.
I talked in short sentences, I didn't sing, I laughed, I smiled...
- Now. - Damn it.
We'll fix you up, we'll take you out, we'll get you a rebound.
- Have a good night. - This is gonna be great.
"Oh, my God, there's something in the basement.
- We're here. - Yup.
Really? What's your stripper name?
- You know, like use me for practice. - All right.
Is that bad?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, my God. How good is that? For real? What?
- She's doing all right. - Mm-hm.
Hey, Jess, how you doing?
Yes. - Thank you.
The time of my life
Come on. Sit up, girl. There you go.
My name is Nick I have a penis
Please don't make me laugh at you.