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Tell me, what are your hopes and dreams? You know, are you warm?
Yeah. Why did you dump me?
Do you have any pets?
Um, no. I wanted to create a three-dimensional sex character.
Please put your shirt back on.
- Please? - Stop it!
We're coming, Jess!
Holy Schmidt, it's Schmidt.
I'm not participating in this.
One, lowering your voice.
and see me?
ok about Nick's Blue DVD Player
It's okay. Hey, don't cry.
Um... Good job.
Nick knows. He got dumped.
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
You better step down. You're taking this too far.
Yeah, that's what I did. I called her.
Rebecca Johnson.
Um, I'm a teacher, so I bring home a lot of Popsicle sticks, stuff like that.
- Wow. Mm-hm.
- Yeah, you put it down. Mm. - A date.
- Okay. - Okay, let's go. Come on.
I'm tired of living with my friend.
No, I was being mean. I'm not gonna do that.
Sure. Yeah. Let's you and I just get a drink.
He asked me out.
- I just gotta... I gotta talk to my boys. - "My boys" is not a thing.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Somebody's in here. - We're leaving in 10. You shave your legs?
Okay? It was six months ago, guys. Get past it.
Little tea bag action.
- I wanna hear it from him. - What sort of Indian wears bike shorts?
Know what? You guys were totally right.
And you're like, "What is your problem? Call the police."