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I say no. I need to be able to come home from work...
You go to the bathroom, you call me, and you tell me all about it.
- That was nice, man. - You have to leave now, all of you.
Look at us. Couple of losers. We both got dumped. Jeesh.
I don't even know why we're still talking about it. Why's everybody looking at me?
Oh, dude, she texted me seven times. Like, long ones.
Yeah. Absolutely.
And it's something, something, something
Just remember, you're the one thing
What if God was one of us?
Yes, I swear it's the truth
This party is everything to me. Please, Nick.
- What, are you a model or something? - Yeah.
That's why I need a new apartment.
All right, all right.
I am so proud of you.
What? What did you just say? Go put a dollar in the jar right now.
They get old, and they get sad, and they get weird.
Um, ahem.
Then you're the old man yelling at the kids running across your yard.
I will now. - Front and backs?
I'm kind of emotional right now because of the breakup...
You know what happens to people who keep it all inside?
I'm sorry, what was the question again?