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Cheer up, Mark. Least now you've got a funny story to tell people.
CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT
So this is your flat?
he's a creative, I'm a creative.
is not nothing. You should try cleaning one of those mothers.
Why should I have to bloody get it?
I don't really want to go back to that place or have anything to do with him.
'The final humiliation.'
'Never mind. Only a few hand shandies between me and a home studio.'
I mean, where did you even meet him?
'One that I'll never ever tell anyone because of my deep and burning shame.'
Here they all are, my tormentors.
So, are you gonna go and get it?
PHONE RINGS
What do you mean, that is so me?
Yeah, the flat. That sounds lovely.
And now I don't know what to do, cos on the one hand...
OK, well, great chatting to you, Sally.
'one of the few girls in my year to notice me and yet still not mock.
Actually Russell had to go off to Norway this morning, so I'm just here. Is that all right, Dad?
Look, the door's locked and...
Squash rackets are not a normal form of remuneration.
Ah, now listen, before I forget,
Oh, I get it. You're just another dirty dog like everyone else.
'Why shouldn't I have some mild flirtation, a snog even, or more? '
She won't know anyone except me.
'There are lions. There are lions everywhere!
marketing development group, me and Alan and Lisa and Jeff.
I thought you might get a kick out of them.
Yes.
I hoover sometimes cos I bought my flat and that
It's so... romantic.
'Obviously! Of course! Why didn't I just buy an anvil and smash my face onto it?
And what's it like when you're in the middle?
- No, why? - Because I'm a dirty dog, all right.
Well, the vast majority, but there were some crumbs of comfort -
None of the party powder either.
So will you ask him now?
Jeremy, that is so you.
Just a jumper Russell got for me.