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It's... smart. Smart.
Stop talking now, please!
for his pasta maker.
Guys, where is Drew?
- I've just been cooking. - Uh...
Maybe we just revoke the A/C privileges, you know?
So, how... old are you?
Hey, my daughter loves "Frozen."
Wow. Wow, wow, wow, oh.
- R.A.s are students. - When you graduate,
Don't even, I'm pretty sure I got you.
fat dudes' dicks get sucked back inside their bodies.
Here we go.
Yeah, so then they got divorced,
that is what I would do for a girl.
Do you not talk to Lincoln?
Drama seems to follow me wherever I go,
I'm gonna go wipe my...
Guys, seriously, the weed isn't ours.
I'm sorry, but as R.A.s, we've got to report you.
Well, I'm on the edge of like swamp ass right now.
I can't... I can't get into adoption with you again.
You think Lincoln would want
That's it. And here we go.
'cause that would not be good for you.
What is it, girl? What is it?
Oh, I love it.
Oh. So sorry.
Ugh, typical.
Yeah, who would leave weed in a wall, anyway?
You know what? Follow me.
- It's not ours. - Also...
- Three. - Oh, no.
No, really, I've been calling it "the Abbi."
One, two...
- Genius. All angles. - Whoo!
It's great.
Ooh, turbie twist.
- This is incredible. - What's going on?
We've actually met before.
Did you guys...
I don't know what that mean...
Whoo! Right.
That'd be pretty cool,
Thanks. Bye, guys."