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Because 10 minutes before I called you, I planted a seed.
I'd see men looking at me on the street and I'd wonder if that was him.
There was no return address on it, just a post office box.
Now she wants you to go away and leave her alone.
Where are we going? This isn't the way--
I am having a good time.
The mechanic called, he said...
I mean, I'm always too busy running away from her.
...that they'd been on a desk with him too.
Well, that certainly takes a load off my mind.
...count to five and take a really deep breath.
Gail wrote the bastard back. This guy, this guy that doesn't exist.
No, I mean I don't know, David.
...and as intimate as mine is.
Mr. Macy!
...and forced him to return my affections.
Told him who we were, told him how we knew Gail.
Trust me, I'm dusting the world.
I mean, that really got to me.
Well, it's either Mrs. G. Brown or Mr. P. Macy.
You kiss before you pet. I say "ba-bing," you say "excuse me."
My husband is a very nice man. I love my husband.
-Why are you looking at me like that? -You're doing me.
In the beginning, it was just a joke.
...you can talk to me.
I've written my mother, my father, my Aunt Grace.
Okay, Romeo.
All right, I'll be right there.
Mr. Macy, look at me.
This is not just some idea I plucked out of the air, willy-ni--
Exactly 7:00 a.m. I love this country.
The Times called, they said your radiator is on the blink.
-So, what are we going to do about it? -About what?
My future was a woman named Gail, the thought that drew my every breath.
...mine will be the first face you'll see?
Sorry I'm late. Tell Mr. Addison to start the car.
-I don't know David. -Sure you do, he looks just like me.
Fifteen-yard penalty, too much time in the huddle.