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Wish I knew. I got pass codes.
What a fucking hero
Thank you.
Such reckless abandonment.
Don't you ever want something to happen?
The Santa Barbara, Los Angeles, San Diego Metroplex merged in 2011.
Now all WNBA playoff games go to OT.
Let me get this right.
I don't believe it. Is that you, Spartan?
...and kicked his ass.
Come on.
I must get that maniac and put him on ice or that's where I will be.
george behave you botanist! yes faye whatever you boing.
Over there.
Even if Phoenix was programmed to escape, kill and steal...
My reaction to working for Dana....
...before they started lo-jacking everybody.
Get me a Marlboro
But you're the moody-gunslinger-who- will-only-draw-when-he-must type.
I can't even conceive of what police officers did before it was developed.
Look at you, you're in shambles.
Detective?
No matter how Viking your era was...
Raymond, Raymond, we have got to talk.
None of them worked.
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking...
Phoenix is going for a gun.
Don't you have someone to kill?
He doesn't know how to use the blood eagle
Here you will find displays in the cabinets and walls....
You can't leave.
I am unconvinced.
John Spartan, you have done great deeds for Los Angeles.
...knows the location of everything in town...
It's very....
About time.
Now...
Everything is voice coded, so if you need something, just ask.
I swear I'd lose my head is it wasn't attached
Looks like the Cocteau plan went up in smoke.
Get him out of here.
I doubt it. Make sure the building's clear.
I think I will be sick.
You'd use these weapons against men and women who uphold the law?
I thought not.
I wish I knew.
Live transmission diagnostic check, Warden William Smithers.
...with the purity of an ant colony.
It was fun for him.
Damn it, I am tired of this demolition-man shit.
Oh, boy, how exciting.
...as rather pathetic and relatively harmless.
Now that's a thing of beauty.
Please, don't.
I want to run through the streets naked...
Simon Phoenix is an old-fashioned criminal.
That doesn't really matter anymore.
...now entering final stage.
Museum patron, you are now confined to the Armory.
It matters. I saw the security disk.
How can a man be so blatantly sadistic?
Let me guess, all is serene?
They were already dead.
John Spartan.
Your friends too. Come on.
Away! Let’s put things away!
...my resultant condition...
Maniac is imminent. Request advice.
So, it is with some regret that l, William Smithers...
...or to blow anything up.
...resulting from the appearance of Simon Phoenix.
This is the best day of my life.
You don't have much of a guarantee.
...for your crimes you would surely have died...
Voice check, Lenina Huxley.
Gun, noun. Portable firearm.
You mean...
-7:30 Phoenix. -It's Phoenix.
Lie down with your hands behind your back.
Not.
Kind Regards Best Regards
Let's dump them up top. They're only here to spy on us.
I would like you to accompany me... To Taco Bell.
beryl alopeciasial are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
Sir, the stress breeder is inside being demobilized as we speak.
What it feels like sometimes working for dana...
...of the cryo-prison system?
It's a cop thing.
...savage.
Speak for yourself.
Where?
when was the time i starred in the movie how to lose friends and alternate people? when you crashed it into yourself and you washed out with r2-d2.
Huh, Soldier Boy?
Welcome, Lenina Huxley.
That’s really fucking stupid!
No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.
This is bad.
He doesn't know how to use the three dots.
We need an old-fashioned cop.
Chief...
He's evil in a way you've never read about