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BE HAPPY, DIANE.
COME ON.
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
Carla: PRETTY FANCY ANSWERING MACHINE YOU GOT THERE, SAM.
FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, HAVE DONE THE RIGHT THING.
SHE'D HAVE TO BE IN THE AIR ALREADY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BUT, SAM, SHE'S GOING TO TRY TO CHANGE YOU.
THE MACHINE IS GOING TO TAKE IT.
I'M SORRY, FRASIER,
ACTUALLY, I WAS CALLING TO TALK TO EVERYONE,
WHERE IT HURTS, SAM. YEAH.
WOULDN'T THAT BE ROMANTIC?
I'LL DO ALL I CAN TO MAKE SURE
VERA SAID THIS WOMAN WAS DESPERATE.
WE'RE TOO STUPID TO ANSWER A PHONE, TAKE DOWN A MESSAGE?
GUESS MY MIND WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
IT'S AS IF FATE IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
SAMMY, LIFT-OFF, 040 AND COUNTING, EH?
YOU WERE A LEGEND! YOU WERE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND!
OK, ALL RIGHT. SHH.
TOGETHER... FRANKLY, YOU STINK.
* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
JOE PITNEY!
MAY I HAVE YOUR NAPKIN?
I DIDN'T--
NOW I KNOW WHAT MY ANSWER WAS ALL ALONG.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THE, UH...
THIS WAS COMING.
AND ASKED HER OUT.
HI. THIS IS SAM MALONE.
WHY NOT JUST GET MARRIED HERE