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To this day, it's still the dirtiest joke I've ever heard in my life.
Hey, Barney.
Hey, small thing, do you mind not watching television
OLDER TED: And we didn't see Lily for four weeks.
(LAUGHING)
Not that thing. You know, a thing. Like Toy Guy.
If Ted says that PJ is important to the company,
(COUGHING)
(SOFTLY) Sometimes I even think that I'm being followed.
OLDER TED: And now that PJ was back at work...
Actually, in a weird way, we both think you're kind of perfect for each other.
Guys, bad news.
These are for you.
Ted, I'm really going to miss you.
Are you telling me that I can't go to the bathroom in my apartment?
Why don't you let me decide?
You're on top of the Empire State Building?
Lily is a diabolical puppet master,
As your HR rep, I gotta review the new overtime scheduling policy with you.
...in... Wait for it.
It's not really...
(DOOR CLOSES)
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
- Who the hell are you? - I'm PJ, Mr. Mosby's assistant.
(SIGHING)
Now, you're Sports Guy.
Great.
Why is that so hot?