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Leia.
Hey, let me introduce everybody. You remember Chewbacca.
DARTH VADER: Very well, Solo, if you won't talk,
I don't want... Oh, my God.
You're Yoda?
Chuckie Simpson, Ice jumper. 800%?!
(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
But you are not a Jedi yet.
Lord Vader, we've entered the Hoth system,
This ain't quite right.
Looks like the power's out again.
And I think that she just needs to get some respect for herself.
The Empire GI Bill helped me finish school. Hey, wait up!
You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me.
You mean like...
Hey, this ain't the way to the rendezvous point.
You know? I mean, it doesn't have to be as father and son, it can just be as,
Echo Station 5-7, we are on our way.
f you dad
Hey, baby. You're gonna let us through, ain't you?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's this handshake business, huh?
It's all right, I think I can outmaneuver them.
Look at that one! Look at that one there! Look at that other one!
The Lando system?
Yeah. No, let's keep going.
You're gonna attack them?
(BEEPING)
The Empire, our ships are big triangles.
Thanks to the training I received in the Empire,
You ever been to Cloud City, C-3PO?
Thank God for these airbags. You okay back there?
The Force is With you young skywalker But you are not a Jedi yet
Juicy Fruit
It's in space, and we're in here.
A promotion? Really?
And you know what? How about no name calling?
MAN ON PA: Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have...
Otherwise you might rip your dick off.
Of course, sir. Am I speaking with Admiral Ackbar?
Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?
Sorry, I can't. But I'll give you my email address.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Let's be thankful for what we have, everyone.
We've been through all kinds of space adventures together.
And this is my special friend, Leia. And that's Sarge over there.
(GRUNTS)
I'm going in there anyway.
Me, the Emperor, this guy Scott. You'll meet him, he's awesome.
Whoa! Well, I don't want to be tortured.
In a cottage built for two
- What? - Yeah, there's a guy at the end.
I hit a bird once.
Of course I know you, slugger.
Track them. They may come around for another attack.
Let's see, we got Robot Guy, Old Timey Deep Sea Diver Looking Guy,
YOUR A BIG FAT PHONY GOSH
I see a woman draining your bank account
Just a minute.
Take care of her?
Yeah, you're probably ready to fight Vader.
Yeah, I saw it on Comedy Central.