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I'm unable to meet your needs, so from time to time,
You are the hottest thing I've ever seen.
I heard about your marriage.
My boys have been playing each other
- Sorry, that was lame. - It was funny. A little cop humor.
The next evening, Miranda had a date with my detective.
Bye-bye.
- Sandwiches, ma'am? - No.
The universe may not always play fair,
Blackout Round
They're still not tired of it.
I decided to take matters into my own hands.
- She's in a meeting. - I'll hold.
What was the cosmic purpose of my getting snubbed by Natasha?
He's too good-looking for me. I don't have outfits that go with Hunk.
Here goes, Charles.
- I can't believe he took your shoes. - I know.
I tried to call you at work, but...
If everything happens for a reason, why am I getting calls for Sam Jones?
I can't believe we're going to the party of a total stranger.
Maybe you can come with me and read him his Miranda rights.
In screwing Sam Jones, she wound up screwing herself.
I feel like there's some cosmic purpose to all this.
You read Harlequin Romances in school, haunts you forever.
Charlotte's life seemed to be a bed of roses.
Very funny. A sense of humor, I like that in a lawyer. It's very rare.
The only place he even tried to score was on the tennis court.
A special hybrid of American Beauty.