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- Shut the door! - Where's Beth? We heard gunshots!
So, what's for dinner?
Was that the chance and hope that you mentioned, Jacob?
My friends seeing all my Christmas decor on Nov. 1st:
Oh, my God!
I don't know, honey. Democrats, probably.
in the darkness of a howling blizzard,
I want you to get in there. You stay here. You don't move.
- Sarah, you know... - No, Aunt Dorothy, please.
She'll be yammering about a rabid easter bunny come spring.
Well, we boarded everything up.
When they took Howie...
See?
Are we gonna die?
I think it's panicking, trying to get outside.
Oh, geez.
Yeah, no kidding. Hey, these too?
But this is my choice.
But this Christmas was darker,
See?
- after Max's noodle incident. - After his what?
And if it's empty, we'll try the police station.
And...
- That's what a family is, Max. - Nothing bad's gonna happen on Christmas.
- Beth! - Help me!
You want down?
No, no.
in the northern territories, in Alaska, Canada.
Mom! We have to go. Now!
But what if you've been good, like, all year?
We should have gone to my brother's.
You know, Linda and I, we butt heads, but...
saving my ass back there.
Honey, we said no gun talk at the dinner table.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go!
thinking you're such a spineless dick all these years.
- Okay? You understand? - Mom! Mom, please!
That's a good girl.
What was I supposed to do, tell her she has to spend Christmas by herself?
I think our best bet is to stay put.
I just wanna say thanks for... you know,
- Stevie, sweetheart. - Thanks, Mom.
I could point her due east, hit the gas AND SHE’D BE STORMING THE BEACHES AT NORMANDY BY SUNRISE.
I told you we should've gone to my brother's.
We thought the sugarplum fairies may have gotten you.
Wait. Mom, aren't we gonna watch Charlie Brown?
- It's the truth! - Honey...
I don't know. Mom, what are you talking about?
I Know When Life Is Coming At You With His Pants Down
I like snowflakes but... I like my plan a lot better!
Honey, I'll be right back. I promise. Just lock the...
Howard, what are you doing? We've got four other kids here to protect.
You know what? After what you pulled, you can do that alone. And quick.
Not mine. Must be from the boys in Brown.
Don't work too hard, though. Sarah bought a bunch of cookies at the store.
Oh. Well...
What were you thinking, Max? That kid was twice your size.
- Sure, Howard. Christmas on a pig farm. - Jesus was born in a barn!
when life is coming at you with his pants down.
Help! Oh, God! Help me!
Omi, that's beautiful.
sure. No problem.