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Oh, well, uh, he's cool.
Oh, you are such an asshole.
Yo! Donny.
Well, guys, this weekend, mi casa es su casa.
They have sex with other good-looking people.
Go!
Came out weird.
It just comes out that way.
Oh, my goodness.
Or a kiss-ass.
What?
Get under it! Get dirty!
All right.
- Um, we met... - Where?
That's probably why his son ran off.
keep it in the family, you know?
You know, I can't believe your balls produce that much stuff.
good-looking person is my little brother.
We're going out, boys!
Help me!
Leap year muthafucka.
- Come on. - Uh, it's coming to me.
Yeah, no, we're not related.
I don't believe you.
"coming out of my beaver..."
Oh, my God.
I don't got 43 grand!
Oh, my God, he's my hero.
♪ Look me in the eye... ♪
like the last three whores I married, huh?
Can I just say something before we all turn on Todd?
balloons filled with piss.
Dr. Fox I’m going to the party with my friends OK out don’t watch South Park this to think about Sex blood Bad words cleanser dead
♪ Ow ♪
Oh... Oh, no.
What the fuck?
You are an imbecilic, immature, asinine, childish,
Wait, are you nervous to see her?
♪ And I say rock on ♪
that I haven't talked to in years, in prison,
I don't even know how to ride a bike.
♪ I know that I will never ♪ ♪ be politically correct ♪
♪ Dedicate one to the ladies ♪
Donny, this isn't a brothel.
Come on, look out! Look out, now!
about maybe sex or something?
and have a beer, please? I'm begging you.
but you'll understand why I said that in a few minutes.
I'm telling you, I can't let my son have a...
♪ The underlying theme ♪
Father McNally, please continue. I promise to do
We need a ball, kid.
Check your pocket
♪ Hey, girl', what you know ♪ ♪ about these stereotypes? ♪
Hey, what's up, RoboCop?
Very cool.
'Cause guess what?
This is happening.
I'm gonna choke him out.
Jame...
Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny!
Hansie, can we just blow this place off
On the cover!
Oh, that's good. That's good.
My body grew.
Mr. Steve Goldstein?
Hey, Mom, did you want some breakfast after you finish your dance?
Oh. My God!
my son of a gun best friend have his bachelor party be this.
♪ You know I love it ♪ ♪ when the... ♪
You had to do it. You saved his life again.
not because he's gonna be rich.
I'm a diabetic 'cause you let me eat
Jeezum crow, you really were a model, weren't you, Grandma?
you're stacked pretty good. Mmm.
You know? Just so happens that this one particular
'Cause Jamie's gonna get mad at me.
♪ Love is gonna find a way ♪
She's a hot little number.
Check your wallet
No Donnie, because I’m not a fucking douchebag.
Okay-
Vanilla, what's up, guy?
when you asked me to be your best man.
You should be proud of yourself.
It's actually a funny story.
No. The only thing I'm good at is being Donny Berger,
For some reality TV ambush?
That would be huge, dude. How much money?
You're in a lot of trouble, Donny.
My face is your toilet!
Honey, you guys have fun at the bachelor party!
Seriously, thank you so much.
When you have had enough!!!
Okay? I see a train whizzing at him.
but I don't know... We were kind of like soul mates.
y-you know, he probably felt bad about it.
What's that?
Van Halen at the Centrum.
Come on. You're fine.
Chad, I'm sure you're very athletic... Okay!
My wife and I have been burning it on both ends all week
We've all been there.
We had fun. Don't... Don't fuck it.
I'm a good person.
Oh. No.
one second, he was with us, totally awake.
Good luck with the taxi business!
Oh.
Check your pocket
water at a fucking bachelor party for, Phil?
Let's go!
Oh, Todd.
All right, everybody!
Ah! We quit, too.
I gotta Tattoo of Tatú, I thought that was funny
Well, they said a lot of stuff.
That was the only time anybody's ever seen a king cobra laugh.
I'm sorry. Just get the cake!
You should take Jolene, man.
Champale would like to dedicate this
With each other?
Okay, we're talking a lot about numbers, but let's get back to love.
Yeah, but I don't have a pierced ear, Donny.
with an extra pair of underwear for emergencies.
He doesn't even want to be a Berger anymore.
Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment still?
I heard your phone call.
This could be your "get out of jail free" card.
When somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home.
Fucking shit.
of being a part of this joyous day.
Why, you came right back with your own shit.
Oh!
- Mmm-hmm. - And you can start by taking out
Guess what's on TV?
You're a madman...
43 grand?
You wear a bathing suit in the shower?
Jame, you can tell me.
Can I get a hug right now, or...
Rich people magazines.
Well, you know, I was just
♪ I got something to say ♪
- Sailor? - No.
It's insulin, you dick.
and you're marrying that hot chick.
You know, and there's nothing he can do about it now, so, uh...
Dude, I promise you, I'll never forget you again.
Oh. Now, I like that.
Oh, God.
It’s time for Shark
It says, "Todd Peterson to wed Jamie Martin this Sunday"
I'm pretty tied into the church crowd,
Oh, yeah.
Mom and Dad, you guys got the hedgehog. Okay!
Well, aren't you going to introduce us?
I'm gonna skull-fuck you...
That was the incomparable Champale.
Take that uniform off.
I told her you would visit her up at the prison.
Squeeze it out and fucking... Yeah.
Oh, my God, they're chasing me!
But the good news is,
No, no, no. Donny, uh, w-we're all set.
Come on, we got to get there!