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Why?
How am I the fucking bad guy right now?
But, uh...
Oh, yeah? Well, she wishes,
- Oh. - Partner.
You’re a fuckin’ stud
I always double down when your parents are in town.
get all the looks from, huh, sweetie?
Keep going, guy!
♪ Love will find a way ♪
Okay.
That's a good hug.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
I don't know if she writes the articles herself,
Mary Beth McGarricle, rise for sentencing.
We were friends until you banged my mother!
No, no, no. He must have lost the weight or something,
I'm gonna choke him out! He's an asshole!
Where do you think you get it from?
Come on.
I owe the IRS a lot of money.
Look at your hair
Fine.
Ah, he said it! Yeah!
to know I married the perfect guy.
Well, you still have quite a figure on you there, Delores.
Dad!
for fucking arranging this bullshit!
short-shorts and sweating
451.
That's an order!
You fucking assholes!
43,000.
Oh, okay. That's a $150 additional charge.
Spencer's Gifts never fucking fails me.
♪ You got to learn to dance ♪ ♪ before you learn to crawl ♪
Thirty years
He was, uh, he was handsome, he had fucking great hair,
to bang my eighth grade biology teacher, Mrs. Cohn.
Well... Yeah.
I mean, how bad could it be?
Have you, have you been going down on her?
2291
You come back and say that to my face,
Lighten up, dude. Come on.
you stay out of the slammer, right, Donny?
AL
Todd and Brie, sitting in a tree.
Yeah? Well, that's why I'm giving it to you.
who taught me how to tighten the diaphragm,
You are an idiot!
My little Hansie, you're all grown up.
Aw.
Wassup!
What is the matter with you?
$50,000 to deliver you to this prison.
We don't do those.
Yay, Chad!
That's great, Donny.
...all the nasty things that I taught you, Donny?
Down.
Oh, man!
Wait, what is going on?
Oh, my God. And, he's pretty ripped
We should be getting whacked off...
Impress your friends?
no expectations.
Let's go, let's go!
I just... I just didn't know how to make the move.
I must have done a pretty decent job as a dad, don't you think?
- Exactly. - Oh, I love that guy.
Come here. Come here.
in the Massachusetts Women's Penitentiary.
and then we're going to send you home
It tastes like fucking dick infused with balls.
He's up! He's up!
Look, I-I need a couple hours to fix this.
That weirdly got me.
All right, come on.
What's the matter? Chubby never even mentioned me?
Chad, adultery is bad...
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
Come on, let's get them!
rose petal and harvest sandalwood.
Hey-0! Do not... That's...
That's... that's nice. Yeah, good.
more than anything in the world, too.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Dance the night away ♪
He had no idea who he was.
2207
The Donny Berger Story, starring Ian Ziering.
Leap Year Mothafucka.
- What happened? - I don't know.
I don't know, a friend of my dad's
they're supposed to sleep separate night before the wedding.
♪ You know it's more ♪ ♪ than just... ♪
All right. So, hang on.
I promise to do my best to lower prices at the school stores and, um...
Oh, you don't like him?
Wait, but don't they not have a car?
Next thing you know, he's face down,
You come here after the wedding.
Phil, you don't have to do that.
The ability to make a bong out of a Taco Bell cup
I just ate your moms ass Whatcha gonna do about it
Are you serious?
Because I've been dying for that to come back.
My whole body, like, got a shocked feeling over that.
And the feelings
One that don't care about all that money he make.
No.
How many people have you fucked?
I'm not good at it. All right.
It is Miss McGarricle, Donny.
But you were only 13.
Oh, he got rich on us, huh?
What?
Um, no, they are... super dead.
Let's not do this.
Don't answer that question!
Uh, it's one of the many things about this story
No, no, no. No, ratings.
Wait a minute. What are we drinking
Come on, eat it.
Oh, shit.
Donny.
Oh. My God!
What am I, a billionaire?
No, uh, we are, we're past that part already.
Whoa.
Uh, Todd, your old man is here?
Tubby Tuke has won!
Because of me. What did I do this time?
let's welcome Amber.
Toddsy.
Uh, uh, that's, uh... What? No.
..
So, I'm going to go put a dent in that.
He would cheer you up all the time when you were sad.
There it is.
It's water infused with cucumber,
Hey, buddy.
Summer home. What a dick.
Do you have fucking rocks in your head, Todd?
Bowl of chili nuggets.
And you're sitting here gallivanting with...
We're having a bachelor party?
I'm... I'm out of here.
- What is going on right now? - Who is this dude?
20 bucks at 8,000-to-1.
Mmm-hmm.
Fucking white people
Look at that jawline.
She'd do the same for you.
And, Jamie, you can be my breast friend.
but I don't have time to deal with this, so...
Did I get any shit on me?
Really good.
or eating me out or taking me from behind?
Tell him Donny Berger's out here.
What was wrong with Han Solo Berger?
Todd Peterson.
taken from slope dude's epic movie (2022)
Just give me a moment, please, Todd.
I will give you 50 grand in cash.
So, guy, how'd we do?
What you talking 'bout, Willis?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
♪ Girls on the dance floor ♪
He said, it's like Head of the Class, only with blowjobs.
Can't buy everything, Spirou!
but you use it so much better!
Sorry, I, uh, I heard you scream.
You're not meant for this.
Especially by me.
♪ Well, the kid ♪ ♪ is into losing sleep ♪
Yeah, baby. Yeah. Here you go.
- He's on vacation? That son of a... - Oh, hey!
This is great, sweetheart.
Nobody comes in here and starts busting up my joint
Word to your mother Brother fucker
It's what good-looking people do.
you puked on my rolls and then fucked it.
That was so hot.
but I can't count on that.
Aw, no, no. Come on, Todd, don't be like that, huh?