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They want you to survive.
[knocking at door]
- It's Papa's, I'm sure of it. - Wait.
that once in place, it is there to stay.
- It's awful. - [Diana laughs]
Fingers out of saucers, you sons and you daughters of bitches.
No...
[Diana] Yes.
- [Diana whimpers] - [floorboard creaks]
The family are all gathered in the drawing room for the sandwiches.
- Happy Christmas. - [Angela] Oh!
My sons...
[William] Hardly.
[Angela] Yes, Ma'am.
Yes, she says you took a jacket off a scarecrow.
[breathing shakily] A coat from where, Ma'am?
Best thing about Christmas so far is being with the family, Sir.
Your dresser needs to dress you Ma'am. Come, come.
- keep your curtains... - Close my curtains.
I've left a coat in my car.
They said, "It's dangerous, you know?"
[moans]
[music fades out]
They can hear us.
- [William] Um... - [Diana laughs]
Perhaps because I always take care to close my curtains.
Again.
And I will be in a field full of fucking landmines.
♪ All I need is you ♪
We have to put on three pounds minimum before we leave
to want something.
They don't know that Anne Boleyn saved my life last night.
- [William laughs] - Don't tell anyone.
[suspenseful discordant music]
[quietly] I tried to escape.
Close.
But then he said...
Tell them I'm not well.
cars will take all those concerned
- [shouting continues] - [shutters clicking]
- [Charles] The dresser gets upset. - I want Maggie back.
[Diana] That's very kind of you.
[draws a wincing breath]
[Diana] Three times chicken.
[car door slams]
[jazz music stopped]
[laughter]
Their faults, their weaknesses, that's not what you think about
What happened?
[discordant music intensifies]
drive.
[music intensifies]
[piano music continues]
Jane Seymour, of course.
Well here, there is only one tense.
The normal page. The usual Christmas page.
- Gone where? - I don't know.
That would be a miracle.
Maybe.
Home.
- What's your favourite animal, Soldier? - [Diana] Oh...
Now leave. I wish to masturbate.
[birdsong]
♪ I thought I was being cool ♪
[door slams shut]
♪ And I never had any call ♪
[Diana] Best thing about Christmas so far?
- [Maria] They're waiting for you. - Yes, I know.
[whispers] Don't cut it to pieces.
[gentle string music]
what will I be?
it seems they're circling just me.
you thought I was cracking up.
- It will be fine. - Yes, it will be fine.
[whispers] Just a bit of fun.
And everyone would start wearing feathers just like yours.
Insane?
[pleading] Don't think about it until after dinner.
[Major Gregory] Gary, Your Royal Highness?
[Major Gregory] Then, at ten o'clock precisely,
[sighs]
Who is that new chap?
so that we get the best presents.
[Anne Boleyn] She wore it around her neck.