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Karate chop! Bad, man! Awful man!
You make me sick to my stomach, Jaco.
How'd that affect you with guys? Did they not want to get busy?
I think I’m getting the black lung Missy
State.
So exclusive, no one knows about it...
Me at work
That Socrates is so hot right now.
Ops: You know what could really help you sort through these important issues?
God? What the shit are you talkin' about???
No you rock When are you going to drop MAVRC on us buddy?
- Wait a second. - What?
but I think I'm doing okay.
I promise I won’t let you down If you trust me you see my loyalty
and former model agent Maury Ballstein.
That Jashe is so hawt right now
yes beryl umbrellerette? what do you want? i want to poke your ass with an umbrella.
- Mati lda, hey. - Hey, Arch, what's up?
Yeah, they're definitely in there... I don't know how he labeled them...
For Christ's sake Blake You've been watching her for one day.
That deshun is so hott right now!
Ambulance
It's almost 7::00. I gotta go.
sdf
Ten minutes. Old Members Only warehouse.
and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good-looking.
Not one little bit.
Put a cork in it, Joe
every day after school, I would come home and...
She got the antibody test because she’s pregnant She didn’t have Jt,
It's almost like the new afro for the white man, but it's beautiful.
Uh, no, I don't think you do.
- Be professionally good-looking. - Right.
Cus the way you just said you *didn't* dick in butt sounded a lot like you *did* dick in butt
Lee Harvey Oswald Wasn’t a Male Model No, but those lookers on the grassy knoll sure as shit were
Hi, I'm former male supermodel Derek Zoolander.
Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately...
BLUE SCOOP, WOKE, LE NOTES?
What?
Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Put it in one of those Tupperware containers and I'll eat it when I get home
who's winning the match?
Put a cork in it Zane!
Fine.
I'm just a kid who wants you to know the truth about child labor laws...
You know what cheers everyone up when the browns get destroyed?
what a cuckoo dream
All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, Pop.
the original model/actor, to do Mr... Lincoln in...
made me want to be a model.
Good luck, shark! Kick that tests ass!
I hate Hansel! Hansel, Hansel! Everywhere I look! Hansel!
Good boy.
I have a pre-runway party to attend, if you'll excuse me.
wol-man!
Sheila, honey, it's me. Listen.
This nation was swept...
What with all the intrigue you guys have been dealing with.
And I felt like when you told me to "dere-lick" my balls...
Audi-What-EE?
Hey Derek Hey Maurice
Thanks, Rico. I'll try.
as the newly-elected prime minister has given this nation hope...
What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Are you a ghost pupi?
Hansel, do you have a cosmetics case?
Moisture is the essence of wetness...
Exploiting the New Working Class
With what? Your male modeling?
has extended the olive branch to Malaysian Prime Minister Hassan...
You always are.
Where did all the files go?
That Oscar Isaac’s so hot right now.
Without their free labor, prices would have gone up tenfold.
There have got to be some people out there, just like you...
Yes!
- Catch you at the teacher's lounge? - All right.
i'm really hopefully we continue talking about having this bumbershoot conversation when our baby lets us get some sleep
Can't you even pretend to be happy to see me, Pop?
You could have a nice rack of lamb going on there
And so do I. Let me show you mine.
What are you gonna do?
I think we should get naked.
- Malaysia. - Right.
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the ghu .......l yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeah!?
Uh, no, I dont think you do
Let's go! Vagrants and whores, you're wanted in Makeup!
So when did you know you wanted to be a model?
hayley gallagher you very good lady we love you long time you really good indian church service lady. thanks ashley orchrocki i such good lady i come for long time of 990 years i really good lady.
Turn off my phone?
- Wanna hang out for story hour? - Great. Yeah. Let's go.
Tyson: I deserve to lose if I can't beat ben suck ass In week 1
It's a burger-off
But who?
What is this? A TV for ants!?
It'll be your glorious comeback
It's beautiful.
Ah, there he is.
What would you say your trademark is, if you have one?
I have a Vision IT'S FOR EVERYONE TO USE vISION
I think I'm getting the Kat lung, pop
Hansel. He's so hot right now. Hansel.
Yo, taste my pain, bitch!
Don't lie to me!
Solar Eclipse…sorry you don’t get to see it
Cool
we teach you that there's more to life...
If you're the only one that knows the secret
- What? - I can't sleep with you, okay?
What is this? A play park for ants?!
Listen to your friend Billy Zane.
Derek, I don't think you're cut out for that kind of thing.
@ricedp?
That Correa is so hot right now.
Who’s winning the match, zurt?
If you want answers, come to Saint Adonis Cemetery now...
The guy had to pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you.
Bulimic.
I invented the Madden Hit Stick!
Right.
Pop, wait, please!
I’m so tired!
You consider me the best grill slash bar, and not the other way around.
They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world.
Do you mind?
Dani Vision & Mssion
am I gonna find someone that beef-headed?
Hey, Hansel, I'm sorry you didn't get Mugatu's Derelicte campaign.
I know. I turned left!
Incredibly popular item at the time.
That’s my swoogin!!
I've been in on it for 30 years.
Create your own meme For Christ's sake, it's chairs and a vacuum, Sheila! It'll stay!
handed to him on a platter with french-fried potatoes.
That Dr Baileys so hot right now
Oh, my God! Let go of me!
That Kling is so hot right now
Well, what about you? How do you fit in to all this?
I got the results on the name check you asked for on Jacobim Mugatu.
You is talkin loco and I like it
Pushin P
Because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
Of course not! I don't think so