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"Drop dead, lesbo." "Mom, Dawn called me 'lesbo'."
I tried calling you, but my mom wouldn't let me because my sister was kidnapped.
- Not a chance. - But--
But, Mommy, I didn't do anything wrong.
This goes in the computer on your record.
Leave it I want to make sure you shit.
But I think marijuana should be legalized.
Dawn, look in the mirror.
"Drop Dead, Lesbo."
Right.
Oh, well, I really would have, Brandon...
Turns out he'd built this little underground room...
Happy anniversary to you
- Afraid? - No, I just don't feel like it.
Missy, Mark and Dawn
"We fingerfucked...once...last spring."
Go on, up the stairs at the back.
And look at me and Steve! Steve really likes me.
Not really. They found Missy this morning.
I'm just doing this Computer Science shit with Mark for my parents.
Yeah.
- Does anybody know? - No.
- You know Ginger Friedman? - She used to be in my gym class.
Would you ask Brandon McCarthy to step outside, please?
- You mean you're running away? - Yep, to New York.
And Marj you're the queen of mothers
Oh, look at Missy! Oh, God, you are so cute!
And you can tell your shitface brother that I'd rather fail Computer Science...
You are not leaving this table until you tell your sister that you love her!
It was 20 years ago today
Let's get a little crazy
- But I really do! - The fuck you do!
"You want to see my fingers?"
- What's got into him? - He can't take criticism.
but Mom thinks it might be a nervous breakdown.
- So what? You're being a total fascist. - What is it?
- Say it, faggot. Say it! - Say it.
- Her sister says she gave her the note. - Yeah, she claims to have.
but not as much to your face.
Forget that ugly bitch.
Thank you, Martha. Sorry for the interruption.
Drop dead, lesbo.
- What are you doing? - Computer Science.
I'm Giving You Both, Detention.
He wants to try making it in New York as the next Jim Morrison.
Yeah, well, you're still better than Barry any day, that's for sure.
You see, I know you're Mama 's pearl
Help! Dawn, help me!
You should never be a grade grubber.
"We fingerfucked. Once, last spring."
Oh, honey, I know.
Stop! Stop!
- I'll help, Mom. - Thank you, Dawn. Here.
They're still doing more testing.
Are you kidding? I want to get into a good school.
With this kind of extracurricular activity, I'm gonna have it made.
Brandon, come up here, please.
Mommy, could I join Mark's band?
Good morning, students. All Hummingbird chorus members...