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That thing wouldn't fit in our yard. It's not going in our yard.
Russ right here dad Russ right here dad
Is this the airport, Clark? We're here!
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Attention staff, if you need anything give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs asleep
Kristen and I, we're pretty comfy in there, you know.
I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping.
Maybe if you wouldn’t feed him from the table
I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was
Remember how I was toying with the notion of suspending the Christmas bonuses?
And why are the interests rates so high, Corey? I don't know Margo!
beautiful clark
I love you. We all love you.
If you don't mind, I'd like to see if I can fumigate this here Bronco
You should say it. Hello, everybody!
This one here is leaking.
I can't find the Santa Claus.
If I had a rubber hose, I would beat him a…
Well, I don't know what to say except it's a pandemic and we're all in misery.
eerf su tes liew eehrt fo rewop eht were you vanquished by the charmed ones? yeah. why? i'm giving you a second chance. (flicks away)
ACE Contest
By the way, I hope my report helped out at the trade show.
So, Carl, take whatever you got last year and Add 20 Percent.
I'll give you a whole quarter
Get out of there. Get in the kitchen now.
I've always wanted to do this. That's a lot of lights, Dad.
That they did, Andrew.. That they did indeed
I don't know what to say except It's coronavirus and we're all in misery
CLARK, THAT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING THE WHOLE WEEK.
Missing my Russ!
It's a one-year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.
We like it, yeah.
DON’T DROP THAT!!!!
If that cat had nine lives Elli just ate them all!
You’re the last true family man
Get Me somebody, Anybody and get me someboy while i wait
Damn you Redken! My hair just don’t look right!!!!
we are going to press on... and have the hap, hap, happiest christmas vacation!
Do you see this mole? This mole on my neck?
The house sure does look swell, Clark.
Is your house on fire Clark? No Aunt Bethany, those are just Christmas lights…
Company messenger brought something to the house. I guess that's it.
And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.
Oh, I'm fine. I'm just fine.
"Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone."
I hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holidays
A&M Football CFP Committee
Mom, I can't feel my hips. Clark.
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And why is the carpet all wet JOEY? I Don't KNOW, Mooom!
Aay guys. How's it going?
If you need me...
Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery
The little lights are not twinkling
Okay. How come you ain't sleeping?
And why is the carpet all wet Tood?
And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo.
Having New Year's with dad ...very similar !
When someone asks you how your day is going.
Withdrawn?! I’ll withdraw you!
The hour of lunch over, and now is the time to die.
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
Smaller?
Customers be like… I’ll give you a quarter
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber on Melody Lane...
Are you serious Clarke?
Got a little knot here. You work on that.
That’s the big one!
I haven't the foggiest
Do you know how sick and twisted that is, Mom?
and yes ow! ow! security scare! ow! oof! vegemite fridge in the face ow! alright! alright? i promise i will cut down a 44% share of the clutter tax by 2040, ow! and that was julia gillard at parliament during a security scare promising to cut down on the clutter tax by 2040.
Hassell Electric
getting your appraisal on christmas eve...
Cat in trouble
He worked really hard, Grandma. So do washing machines.
Just finishing up a few things. Last day of the year for me
Oh here they are. Here come the nuts. They look like giant nuts to me.
Andrew, is your house on fire?
Bingo.
we are going to press on, and... we are going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas vacation!
THANKS, EDDIE. I HOPE IT ENHANCES YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT.
gina fernandez-martini and casia borgogno. anusha stone and christine pillay.
My lawn! Look what you've done to my lawn!
You serious, shart?
Other than that We have plenty of towels. Plenty of everything.
Great.
That should look good. Ready?
You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.
Pretty name, Ed.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MAGGY, SHITTER WAS FULL!
What? She thinks she sees Santa.
going over my 2024 race plan with my spouse
I don't have a log
And yeah... I'll be out golfing for the season
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Actual conversation with Mattie when I tell him my race schedule
Next 4 Years
You’re Goofy
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
It's a one-time gift of homemade cookies
Well, I dont know about her, but I sure am enjoying it
If this tofurkey tastes half as good as it looks... we’re in for a treat
That’s be me
Hope you don’t mind the youngsters shacking up with ya!
Don’t piss me off, Andy
Here's a little list...
It’s up to 55 dollars off at the reach air store.
when you think you might have the wu tang flu and you can’t stop touching it
That’s The Gift That Keeps On Giving The Whole Year
I would fight for the quarter There's always a next time
Is your house on fire, Clark?
Merry Christmas to you too Gaffer.
My pleasure. Layman's terms.
When you get a Brick Loot Box
Just a reminder... This is you!!!
Don't piss me off, Art
its a beaut jason!!!!!
I was just smelling-- Smiling. I was just blouse-- Browsing.
I don’t know what to say… It’s a pandemic and we’re all in misery.
Vols winning Natty?
Sounds about right
Putting in a pool
You don’t wanna be using that shower rag anymore if you know what I mean
I can picture it in my mind and it
WE NEEDED A COFFIN. I MEAN, A LAPTOP.
Oh, my carpet!!!
THE OATH
You serious, chunks?
Just put them down there on the lawn, Russ.
Dale baby, I can picture it in my mind. And its breathtaking
Lululemon? I don't know about the pants... But my porfolio is sure enjoying it.
They would've played me like Cousin Eddie
yes serkensielqueing dialomrtdoverufdoorunsskornnbx? what do you want? i want to sermo summon the renterettes in bunker bay.
I don't know.
And why isn't it FOX News, Todd?! I don't know, Margot!
THITH TREE ITH THE THPIRIT... OF THE GRITHWOLD FAMILY CHRITHMATH
WHATEVER, RUSS WHATEVER
...when I'm not lying right next to him.
which perfume are you gonna buy? the truck pretty juicy couture.
Look at how big you've gotten. Merry Christmas.
Hot Springs Community, That's the gift that keeps on giving the WHOLE year!
Cathrine says he's been holding out for a management position.
yes george kentucky gouge pus is what we white doves poop it out from after all what the dove gulls don't know won't hurt them. of couse won't faye boing good riddance you're divorced and don't come back to stone ariana grande or rihanna!
yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? rk! ark! ark! now i'm gonna shit on beseagullpooryl thomseagullpoompson! ark! ark! ark! fancy some seagull poo grandma gull? yes ark! ark! ark! it does wonders for me compleseagullpooxion.
Save the taint for me, hputenis
You're goofy.
Honey, I think I know what's wrong.
It’s a funny squeaky sound
And that's all that matters tonight.
Oh, sure, honey. I have a little more trimming to do...
You wanna hurry this up, Clark? I’m freezing my baguettes off
I know Pete, and thanks for noticing
Kiss my A, kiss his A, kiss your A Thanks a lot Brock
The man was...
We have plenty of room!
Last true family man Took one for the team
take a look around you, ellen... we're at the threshold of hell!
Merry Christmas Love you guys!
Bend over and I’ll show you
...somehow I'm gonna prove it to you.
"He Was A Huge, Beastly, Bulging Man And--" He was looking at pin positions...
How could they get any worse?
You remember Ruby Sue? Oh, yeah.
None Of That Inside Bullshit Jargon Nobody Understands
It's a beaut
You’re goofy!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Beautiful, Clark. Talk about pissing your money away.
And why is the carpet all wet Chad? I don't KNOW Lauren...
Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me someone while I’m waiting
Hey, kids?
...having everybody in the house at the same time.