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Yeah, we thought you might like to wear one today.
Here's 20, 40, 50, 60...
What do you want, a beer?
Hey, man, broads are broads.
[Laughter] I promise.
Yo.
No. No!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
[Grunts] Ow! Oh, shit.
Are you shitting me?
Hey, Timmy, Coach gonna let you play tonight?
Yeah.
in order to examine their private par... [Stammering]
We did it!
Up, you big huskies. Up! [Chattering]
Yeah, right. And who's gonna inspect her?
Wait. Wait. Meat's still running.
It's okay, Pee Wee. Take it easy. We'll get 'em next time.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
You've gotta let me do Meat. No.
[Lynn Moaning]
You freak!
Mickey, you're not thinking of going back out there, are you?
My God, the boy's deformed.
I don't have a busted headlight.
Penis is so person...
You're one smooth mother, Schwartz.
[Shouting, Whooping]
Yeah.
I'm gonna break your fuckin' necks myself.
Ream yourself.
[Boy] Go!
Look, you know you're welcome to stay
Happy Birthday Mike
Yeah? Yeah.
How's she gonna tell that by looking at us?
I know it's you,
Just put a little weight behind it.
I think I have a way out of this.
All right, you're going.
I thought he didn't drink.
I understand.
We shouldn't have brought him along.
Get going.
[Chuckling] Holy Jesus.
Horny Dicks
Tim, you get your ass over here!
Stay out of this!
[Laughing]
learn to fight or you take a lot of shit.
'Cause you don't know how humiliating it is
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...
An hour.
All right.
Shit! [Laughing]
Come on, Lynn. No, no, no, no.
[Laughing]
Yeah! [Chuckles]
[Bird Call]
Yes. Yes.
[Wendy] Pee Wee! You idiot!
[Laughter]
Don't tell 'em your name is Schwartz.
Come on. Yes. [Chuckling]
like a frigid hippopotamus, Beulah.
[Chuckling] Yeah, sort of.
You know, it's a good thing Ted stepped in,
Yeah, you're right. I gotta go home and warm up.
I'll take care of this.
She's drooling.
[Groaning] Now you...
Hello. Hi.
Tommy...
I have little enough room for my girls as it is.
"I'd recognize that penis anywhere."
Do not attempt to apprehend this prick
Shh! What?
Don't, Tommy. Don't make me.
Hey, Ted, we're going too.
[Tires Squeal]
There you are. Now let's do it.
Yo.
Why do we gotta invite a Jew?
Beulah Beulah Beulah
♪♪ [Country-Rock]
He's a contemptible little pervert who's...
[Indistinct Conversations]
What?
♪♪ [Man Singing On Radio]
No! No! Look out, Tommy!
Oh, smell that air.
Tommy, Miss Walker's hot.
Should I give these nice lads a break?
Tommy...
In that case, you're due for a nervous breakdown.
[Whistle Blows] Cavanaugh, you get wiped out by that kick every time.
Okay, okay! Hold it, hold it!
Holy shit!
You look much older.
Okay. Pick out what you want.
[Laughing] He's as cherry as they come.
Would you shut up? And you stay on your side.
[Lynn Howling]
Hey, stop it, Meat. Come on. Come on, there's girls.
All we gotta do now is wait.
I'll kill you all. No!
and I don't want my liquor license revoked.
I would be very happy to apprehend the young man myself,
I can identify him
Just get her up there and all things shall be made clear.
Please can we just call it a tallywacker
[Sighs]
What are you talking about, Pork?
Right, Pee Wee. Right.
there's nothing left but ham hocks.
It’s a pussy stampede.
Those boys just destroyed my station house.
I want a piece of your fat ass ASAP
I got five.
Hey, how's Porky? I haven't seen old Porky...
All right, grab everything that kills.
How's Lassie?
Hey, shh. [Cherry Moaning]
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...
Shit! One's coming for it.