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[Blows Whistle] Cavanaugh, get off the floor.
I hope shit floats.
[Shrieks]
All right. I'll get my car. Hospital? Hospital?
I got something you guys lost in the Everglades.
Anthony Tuperello, affectionately known as Meat.
'Cause he got into a fight with a Jew, and he lost.
Oh, she's hot.
[All Shouting] Will you all knock it off?
Get 'em.
[Cheering] [Whistling]
Brian's a good guy.
Come on, guys.
You love it. [Screams]
He's bringin' tweezers.
Meat?
I'll take care of it. Take care of that, Mick.
Oh, yeah.
He just got out of prison.
You little piece of shit. [Chuckling]
that you'll get your fat ass back across that county line
It's for Pee Wee. You like it?
He's extremely dangerous.
Now, listen.
Guys. Hi.
We got a game tomorrow.
Look out! [Screaming]
You guys don't know how to talk redneck.
Otherwise, let's get on back to the dance, right?
Well, now, if you guys say he's a diabetic, okay,
Heck, those broads never take a shower.
This place in Miami.
Cindy and I are bringing the kids over on Sunday. I'll see you then.
It's a Ramses. Curse of the pharaohs.
Just stand up straight.
Poor white trash.
Where's Mickey?
Mike, Mike. Yes, Mike.
Okay. The coast is clear. Let's go.
A trophy? What are you talking about?
you little, filthy pervert!
I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
[Screaming, Growling]
[Laughing]
Here, chickie. Here, chickie.
Hi, Miss Walker.
and he's making up the guest list.
You didn't hear about that?
Hold on, my ass.
Geez.
[Tires Squealing]
[Boys Shouting, Whooping]
We call the police, [Snickers]
Yeah.
[Boys Groan]
Here, use this one.
Yeah, let's go!
You know, they're makin' out. And you know Wendy.
Do it. Do it.
If I heard a hurdy-gurdy playing,
All right, shake hands.
Just great.
Gas.
[Muttering, Indistinct]
What good is it gonna do? It's got my picture.
Ah.
keep your balls off my tumbling mat?
Man, this broad is hot.
[Tim] I don't like this one bit. I think we're being had.
[Lynn Moaning]
You should see him. I messed him up good.
And the pope is Jewish.
I promise to shove my foot...
to let him slip through my fingers again.
The girls are waiting, Miss Honeywell.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Oh, Mickey.
[Pee Wee] We're gonna get some action tonight.
Go through the door and wait for a knock.
Oh, Billy. Oh, Tommy.
Moral turpitude.
Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.
This chili tastes like shit!
I'm goin' home, you son of a bitch, what do you think?
[Groaning] Oh, shit.
Hey, I didn't do that. I hardly touched his face.
[Laughing] Shh.
You sure took care of those guys, Pee Wee.
Hot damn! They're gonna croak when this guy jumps out! Who's goin'?
[Continues Moaning] Go ahead. Go on.
For the man who really measures up.
Mick, I'm telling you, they're bad mothers.
[Squeaky Voice] It's a shit detector.
I'm sure you do.
[Mickey] Hell, yeah. We're ready, Porky.
but we got laws here about driving with busted headlights.
The coaches can be present.
[All Screaming]
Please step forward and spread your legs.
All right.
Trash. Poor trash.
Oh, I'll take care of that, Miss Balbricker.
I wanna pay for some pussy.
Are you kiddin'?
Pee Wee, you love it, and you know it.
You're kidding me.
and we
[Growling]
I don't care if they're dead, as long as they're not too cold.
You butt out.
Wait, I forgot. Which one is...
That's crooked, Frankie. You been screwing around corners?
The return desk at Macy's?
Well, I'm all for that. What do you got in mind?
[Moaning] Oh, I don't...
Come here, man.
Destroyed two of my cars.
[Indistinct]
Somebody get the principal! [Laughing]
he had his heart set on Princeton.
Good.
I've got you now, Tommy Turner
I'll talk to Coach Goodenough.
That means it'll cost you two bucks to see 'em, stupid.
Mike Hunt? Okay, just hang on a minute.
Come on, Jarvis, don't start that stuff again.
What do you think this is? What are you, a tough guy or something, huh?
Hey, Cherry, break the window.
What's with him?
[Girls Chanting] One, two, three, four.
Now!
Would you kindly keep them in your own court?
Get him, Tim.
Shit!
Sheriff of Wallacetown? Where the hell's Wallacetown?