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I want them booked on felony charges,
You wanna tangle ass with me?
It's 64 degrees, expecting to reach a high of 76.
Sheriff's office.
Asshole.
You okay?
asses all the way back to Angel Beach.
Hey, guys, we're gonna get laid.
Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.
What are you doing with those eggs?
[Shrieking]
[Retching]
Yeah, but anything goes. We can go Friday night after the game.
or you'll be back shoveling pig shit.
They're gonna shit.
Manslaughter. Killed a guy in a fight.
They just destroyed my nightclub.
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Shh. Damn, I thought she had better taste than that.
[Shouting, Whooping]
I'll let you off on the promise
What is that?
[Woman Shouting]
Broken headlight. That's a $50 fine in Seward County.
Who is this guy?
Give it to her, Billy.
It runs in the family, I'm afraid.
school card would lie about his age?
Well, he doesn't,
Her hands felt like butter, man.
Oh, no, you... Wendy! Wendy.
[All Shouting]
Look, let me talk to you alone for a second, okay?
Procurer what? We're out 20 bucks apiece.
That's the one you hit him with.
I got that right here.
That's Jewish for prick, right?
You sure you didn't hear about the other night?
In spite of the juvenile snickers of some,
What do we do now?
Hey, what are you looking so glum about, Pee Wee?
He might get confused.
Good luck, kiddo. I'll have everything ready.
[Glasses Rattling, Breaking] Come on, Billy, gun it, goddamn it!
Hey, wait.
Well, they ain't leaving.
[Laughing]
Porky!
Those guys are prejudiced out there.
So all's right with the world, so...
destruction of private property,
Oh, Jesus.
You bastards, you left me out there.
I personally am gonna kick your candied
[Clanking]
[Chuckles] Oh!
Well, listen, I got to go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Little dip. [Chuckling]
[Girls Screaming]
Now, that penis had a mole on it.
What about Paddy Aloysius O'Brian?
Goddamn it! [Laughing]
Pee Wee, she just said hi to you.
but I think this is the only way to find that boy.
See what those kids did to my club? Hit that pig whistle!
You know, like Billy Joe Jim Bob or Flora May Sally Sue.
See ya later, Mick. Hey, Pee Wee, it must be embarrassing to...
[Scoffs] Oh, it is. It's gettin' shorter.
He catches you, he's gonna cut your pecker off.
but I could swear this youngster's inebriated.
Evening, Morris. Howdy.
Take your time, mister.
You know, you're really the tolerant type, Cavanaugh.
Gee, Lynn, I don't know.
You're a horseshit procurer.
[Chattering]
Were you sure you'd remember how?
Oh, funny, Tommy. Real funny.
[Running Footsteps]
You bastard, Tommy.
Just get her up in the equipment room. You'll find out.
Fred, that's angel food cake.
What's up?
I'll take care of this.
I knew you wanted it. [Imitates Tarzan]
[Howls]
What do you say, Turner?
Give me pussy or give me death.
a peanut shell and a rubber band?
This is the hard-boiled one.
Don't let me down. I'm gonna get that little creep.
They're in my car. [Chuckling]
Yes, sir.
Guess what.
[Laughing]
Oh, there's no problem there. She's... [Vehicle Approaching]
the difficulty of your request?
Billy boy, y'all get the nigger?
What?
Come on, girls. Don't be shy.
What? Shit.
Did you get it?
Forget it.
You see that right there?
[Imitates Bird]
You really get a kick out of this sort of thing, don't you?
Just hope he lives to outgrow it.
but I've got him now, and I'm not going
I don't know why.
[Howling]
I'd recognize tht penis anywhere