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We're about to go on a beaver shoot. You wanna come with?
Oh, shit!
Tell him to bring the best he's got
[Man] What are you waiting for?
Yeah, I wonder if he realizes just how lucky he was.
What's going on here, Pork?
Get rid of the beer, Cavanaugh. [Chuckles]
[Screams]
You're right. He's a prick.
But beware of King Kong.
Okay, it's over. Come on, let's get on back to the dance.
Pee Wee, I'm gonna get you.
Not sort of. Why?
Well?
You can take your moral turpitude
and this pile of shit come floating up to the surface. Hey.
Don't worry. That'll change soon enough.
that might have occurred tonight will be forgotten.
Who's she gonna get?
Just a few little jabs. I couldn't have done that.
Y'all goin' back to Oklahoma and Michigan
♪♪ [Marching Band]
A buck apiece.
That's great.
Should've left him there the last time.
Tim's old man.
See you guys later.
you'll never get that scholarship to Princeton.
Okay.
That boy really is deformed.
Come on. Let's get him, fellas.
[Engine Starts]
You can tell me why they call her Lassie.
[Howling Continues]
Oh, Billy, you're so good, I can't stand it.
and the promise from your brother that all peccadillos
[Chuckling]
Come on. Come on.
See you guys.
[Growling] Here she comes.
I'll have you fired for moral turpitude.
Okay.
Their racket is getting you to buy
[Groans]
If you ever come near me again,
It's Mickey.
All we need now is a Communist and a spic and we have the whole thing.
SHIT! It's gettin' shorter!
No, Mick.
Hey, aren't you ready yet?
Had a mole on it, and that mole is the key to it.
Where's your car, boy?
They been comin' in there for the past few weeks.
Porky is a badass redneck.
Redneck.
Get it at Porky's.
[Giggling]
Are you ready, boys?
Now, just where were you headed?
Hi, Tim.
Give it to me. Give me all you got.
A bet's a bet. Now you gotta pay up.
That's all right. You guys could be twins. Got any other cards?
Who cares?
I saw it!
Yes, sir.
All right now, remember. Any sign of guns and we're gone, okay?
[Billy] The worst thing is you guys are out 100 bucks.
Ow. Geez.
She's gotta make sure everybody's clean. No V.D.
it always turned me on and I really...
♪♪ [Continues] [Chattering]
That lying bitch.
And if that doesn't work, just ask her.
Yeah.
The guy tried to muff dive one of the strippers.
He wanted to go after Porky.
She wants a piece of your ass.
Oh, bullshit.
[All Shouting]
Their private parts
Yes, sir.
You touch her, and the Food and Drug
See, it's real easy for him to take it all out on you,
[Laughter]
Aw, Turner!
Hi, Meat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
♪♪ [Man Singing On Phonograph]
Hot damn! Let's step on it!
Nobody has to get hurt, and your career
That's right, real slow.
[Chattering]
[Whistles Blow]
if the woman you love turned her back on you?
Oh, be careful.
[Moaning] Come on, Lynn. Time out. Time out.
For how long?
♪♪ [March] [Cheering, Shouting]
Okay, we'll take three for 30 minutes.
Timmy, this is the raw one. That's the hard-boiled one.
and he'll do it for 10 bucks.
He works for my old man's construction company.
You could put me on a banana split, I'm so cherry.
What's this bullshit?
Trying to be a big man?
I've never seen anybody drown in a bowl of chili before.
Where the hell were you when I needed you?
Yeah, well, keep looking.
Would you stop that? [Cherry] You big mother.
and you can stick it up the old gazoo, Beulah.
Now I'm never gonna get laid.
Dave fot you
tallywacker [Snickering]
You from Seward County?
Boy, it hurt like hell. Probably heard me all the way out here.
[All Laughing]
♪♪ [Ends]
For you...
She did, huh? Uh-huh.
Oh, yes.
I wonder if there are any kites around here we can fly.
Horny bastards. Get out of here.
Don't you son of a bitches know the difference
That's the oldest joke in the world.
It's bad enough, I was going out of jurisdiction
I know this is completely unorthodox,
Well, I was hoping.
so I learned how to box, and I studied a little jujitsu.
Okay, okay, no problem. I've got it right here.
Yeah.
I don't care if she lives with a blue-assed baboon.
Ah, yes. Lassie.
just eating her heart out waiting for Pee Wee.
What eggs?