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Okay, here comes your night to remember.
Hey, Brian. Wait a minute.
Nah. I got some things.
Anyway, even though he's a schmuck,
You know, Pee Wee, you never looked so good.
Jesus Christ. It's the mother lode.
Now, listen, he just imported this whole load of Cuban broads.
Go on.
Yeah, we got one.
I'm having you put under a peace bond, Mr. Cavanaugh.
What we need here is some professional help.
Have you seen this prick?
to Angel Beach, Coach Brackett.
Who wants to see Porky?
[Groaning] Jesus. Jesus.
Oh, shit, I knew that. I'm just trying to have fun with the broad.
♪♪ [Country-Blues]
these broads overpriced drinks.
All right.
[Moaning Continues]
but as it is, I guess I'm talking to a ton of bad news
[Chuckling]
Hup.
What did I tell you?
Act like you come here all the time, but don't overdo it.
your ass again, what you gonna do?
What eggs? Those eggs.
I've always wanted a shot at that mother.
For me? What am I gonna do with 'em?
Arrest him.
I'm going tonight! You're not cuttin' me out of any free nooky!
Princeton sucks!
[Indistinct] Oh, shit.
[Muffled]
That's her professional name. What can I tell you?
Come on, man. Let's go.
but I overheard this poor fellow saying
Doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about, but he's willing
I got the pig's tooth.
[Indistinct]
It's got a pink interior.
Hey.
Step on it! Go!
[Laughing Continues]
Hey, Porky, wait a minute.
Now come on. We're late for practice.
You better be. Get your ass on home.
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Hey, at least I got nuts.
Fine with me, fat man.
And the girls will be in there waiting for you.
If there's any sign of any guns
Wait a minute. What's this bullshit about?
What do you want? I got something for you.
You know, man, this better work. Don't worry.
How many cubes of sugar does your cousin require
[Siren Blaring]
Oh, come on.
Look, Brian, Tim's our buddy,
Wendy, I will get you.
No shit, Sherlock.
Relax, will ya? I'm doing it.
'cause he thinks you're putting him down.
Bunch of clean cut Angel Beach pussies
[Whispering] Yeah.
They're for you.
Come on, Billy. I'm coming.
That door.
Let's go now.
This is just the kind of thing you write off.
What are you talking about?
That's her professional name.
[Moaning]
He's a schmuck.
Come on.
I'll say. What do you use for a jock strap, kid,
Billy.
if you don't tell me why they call her Lassie.
We been out twice. Zero, man, zilch.
Geez. [Clears Throat]
What are you gonna do about it?
Especially young guys. The more, the merrier.
Yeah, sure.
You crazy? You'll get your throat slit.
Yeah, sure.
And be sure you pick up those clothes at the tailor's.
Why do they call you Meat? 'Cause you're so big?
[Groans] Instant eunuch.
Cherry Forever?
Damn, there's my boy.
his tallywacker.
They're still out there.
Here you go, Meat. You can use that for a spare.
For being the biggest dickhead I ever went out with.
Turner.
Are you shitting...
No. Just let him be. I'm not afraid of him.
I just don't see why we gotta invite a kite.