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[Chuckling]
Goin' where?
Pee Wee, tie a knot in this end.
It had a mole on it And that mole is the key to it
[Chuckling]
Well, this was the first time.
♪♪ [Morrison Singing]
What?
[Man] Come on, Jew boy.
Not to worry, gentlemen. Tuperello's on the job.
Officer, excuse me, but I couldn't help
I don't know, Pee Wee. Even a nymphomaniac has standards.
Look, man, this is getting serious. I gotta get laid.
These eggs?
Get ready for Jarvis's revenge.
Okay, you guys, get your shoulders behind this thing.
Hey, Frank, ask one of the car hops if Mike Hunt's outside.
Take them off.
Like a precision drill team.
Tell you a little secret.
Don't have a busted headlight?
Shoot. This guy's a ringer.
Mickey, you promised to get me laid.
What are they doing?
Porky's.
Nice move, Tim. [Grunts]
Administration gets you for fuckin' food.
Well... Oh, all right, all right.
Shit!
♪♪ [Continues]
Well? [Sighs]
You gotta let me do it to somebody.
For Christ sakes, promise him.
Hot damn, you like to live dangerously.
[Clattering] Yo. Billy.
Oh, shit.
Okay, Cherry. Cherry, get it started. Go ahead.
[Chuckling] Okay, what did you do now, Pee Wee?
You're pulling my chain, Fred. The girl's a virgin.
Damn it. We missed them. Shh.
Behind the gym, Jew boy.
Well, that's really interesting, Lynn,
Ow! Be quiet. Shh, shh, shh.
That satisfies my sense of proportion.
Oh, man, this broad must be from Brooklyn.
You've blown away our engine. We got one flat tire. How?
I can identify that little prick Yes, we all know it was Ryan
[Laughing]
Shut the fuck up!
What? Is there an echo here?
let's get it over with. [Laughs]
Shut up, boy. Just shut up.
Gym Jordan
I should have gotten better odds.
[Mickey] Watch it, it's Kong.
[Girls Laughing]
[Hooting, Cheering] [Boy] All right!
♪♪ [Continues]
Holy shit.
Do you believe that? Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
[Laughter Continues]
five Angel Beach assholes here.
Hey, nobody's forcing you.
[Clock Buzzing] Hit the floor. Right now.
People who live near barhaj
You wait here.
I don't know what can we do. If he strikes out with Wendy Williams,
[Shouting, Chattering]
Are you sure you're ready?
The boys' locker room always turned me on.
Jarvis, you stupid redneck.
[Groaning]
I'd recognize that penis anywhere
The youngsters.
Come here. Come on.
His old man.
Yeah, a beer. A beer would be good.
[Porky] Watch out, there might be alligators down there.
Listen to this midget. He's not even invited
Why don't you stick it up your...
'cause this is the last time you ever lay
What's going on here?
Hey, wait a minute. I know that guy.
with Tommy or I as long as you like.
Ok Sweet Goddess Monique!!!!
This one, and that little bastard back there.
Get in there, Young. [Whistle]
Billy!
I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it.
You like 'em any way, as long as they're not dead.
that everyone in this room knows who that is.
Hey, Jarvis. How come you don't have
Now, son, that's no way to talk to your pa.
I wanna see Porky.
Hi, Pee Wee. What's going on? Oh, nothing.
I can't wait to have a three-way with Sweet Goddess Monique and Pee Wee
♪♪ [Continues]
[In Falsetto] Hi. I'm Paulie the Penis,
Hey.
Promise him! Promise him, you asshole,
[Chuckling] Oh... Shh!
Uh, M-M-M...
Oh, these eggs.
Oh. Oh, they love it.
All right.
[Cheers, Applause]
These eggs?
Come on, be serious, now. I'm goin' tonight, right?
Shit!
[Moaning] Don't stop.
Stop lying
Okay, pull over.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
and we don't like everything he does,
Let's go back inside. [Laughing]
I guess we better save him.
What about the majorettes?