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[Engine Starts] Good night.
Good morning, Miss Balbricker.
Their... [Groans]
Oh, boy, she really wants it.
Okay, girls, if you're gonna kiss each other,
[Chuckles]
This chicken tastes like shit!
Get him, Timmy.
nobody else will be able to touch the sides.
Everything's under control, huh? Mr. Big Shot.
[Screaming]
See that doorway over there? You step in there, and you wait.
Oh, Billy. Oh, Billy.
You be at the breakfast table in five
[Whispering] [Chuckling]
Come on, Meat. If you go first, she'll be so reamed out,
[Howling Continues]
How'd they do that, sir?
Maybe a collapsed lung. Billy, get an ambulance.
Way to go, tiger.
this room upstairs called Porky's Pen.
Tommy, come on, baby. Come on, Tommy. Get over here.
Yeah, well.
Right.
Show me the half nelson...
This guy's dangerous. I mean, he's playing around with you now,
Come on. Don't stop.
but he's still our buddy, you know?
Pee Wee, would you get me some sugar from the end of the counter?
positively. [Moans]
What are you talking about? I'm going tonight.
Bullshit. That was no accident.
Goddamn it!
Look, ladies, I don't...
Oh, you got a big Jew mouth, just like your big Jew nose.
[Screaming] [Clattering, Glass Breaking]
Bitch. Funny, huh? [Pee Wee Chuckling]
Turner, you're dead.
minutes or you don't play ball this week.
[Laughing]
I saw it. I saw it.
Edward. Up. Right now. [Knocking Continues]
"I'd Recognize That Penis Anywhere"
The girls' tumbling team just went in.
Miss Balbricker.
Damn.
They're ready.
You're right. Come on, let's go.
[Shrieking, Laughing]
but can you imagine what the Board of Education would say
[Chuckling]
Does a fat dog fart?
Well, what can I tell you?
Yeah.
now that shitpost had a mole on it...
All right, I'm going home.
Horny little mother wore a rubber to his date.
I don't like to take shit,
four first names like most hillbillies?
You know, I'm not a doctor,
[Chattering, Laughing Continues]
Okay, Cherry.
But I'm missing it, man.
is that you give me five boys for a few minutes.
You, on the other hand, are gonna be dead
Yeah, we know.
[Laughing] Get him, brother!
this is a serious matter.
The guy's 6'4, has gold teeth.
I'm looking for a friend of mine. He's supposed to be there.
All right, let's go.
[Cheering]
This is great. It's great, Meat. It's great.
If we could just... Yeah.
I hope you haven't grown too attached
♪♪ [Continues]
[Girl] Yeah, who is it? Who's back there?
I guess we better go now.
Slow night.
Bye! ♪♪ [Car Horn]
Come on, Billy!
Do you have to do this with my girlfriend?
I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands.
Gas them JEWS
[Laughter] Now.
[Girl Screams] Now you got any more smart talk?
We're just waiting for the guys under the bridge.
He's smashed. The son of a bitch does it all the time.
Religious fanatics.
Patience, my boy. Patience.
doesn't have to be in jeopardy.
If being a man means being what you are,
Up there, Roy.
[Knocking] [Pee Wee] Billy. Billy!
in the equipment room. No!
Give you two girls for an hour or three girls for a half hour.
Take it easy, Brian.
[Keening]
[Snorting]
And you thought Jews were just smart.
♪♪ [Continues]
Hi. My name is Mindy.
Do you think he's really going back?
Whoo. You better duck, you suckers, when Jarvis is at the wheel.
Who's asking to see me?
Too bad, Jew boy.
[Laughter]
Shit!
[Snickers] If my wife left me, I'd get drunk for joy.
We're gonna have to tie a board across his ass.
[Chattering]
[Laughing]
You're gonna die. I'm comin' after you. You're all dead.
and I just love to have fun.
All right, give me number six.
[Screaming Continues]
Get him, Tim!
Tommy, where are my clothes?
That
Gentlemen.
Barkeep, I'd like to talk to Porky.
Ok Sweet Goddess Monique!!!!
Yeah, Tim, us little guys need our enforcer.
We got inspected last week.
[Chuckling]
Would you be quiet?
Hey.
you got slippin' and slidin' sixths,
Please, can we call it a tallywacker?
T.N.T. T.N.T. Turner.
[Moaning, Muttering]
Well, you do what you can.
Let's go. Come on.
If he goes out there again, I'll work him over.
Give me a break, will you, Turner?
I like it. [Blows Raspberries]
I got 12.
All right, I'll give you something to play with.
Mickey. Mickey, where you going?
[Chuckling] Everybody get their clothes off.
Thank you, Officer.
Yeah, he does, but for some reason,
[Howling Continues]
Oh, goddamn it. [Chuckling]