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All right. Get him out of here and get him home. Now.
Yeah, for sure, a regular. Just stop talking and start drinking.
When all qualifications for public are reduced to only this I can’t quit laughing
[Car Starts]
I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
You aren't even allowed to look at her with her clothes on.
Hi, Conklin.
It's gone.
And that's another one.
[Gasping] Oh, Mick.
[Laughing, Hooting]
His father? Why?
Well, don't move him. Don't move him.
of clean-cut Angel Beach pussies.
Naked
That Japanese stuff, right? Yeah.
I want a piece of your fat ass.
we're gonna book the whole lot of you as accessories.
Where are these five little virgins
We're the boys who eat no ham.
They're gonna shit. They're gonna shit.
Really?
Yeah, Meat!
Tim, what's your problem, man?
[Porky] I don't think they'll be coming back.
When I get through with him, he'll think Porky's his mama.
Meat's with him.
Didn't you hear about the other night? No.
What the hell is this tonight, Looney Tunes?
I go more than a couple weeks, I start to get jittery.
I don't feel so good.
[Siren Blaring] Go on back to your own damn town.
I used my face to break the son of a bitch's hand.
He's a prick.
You get your ass on home, boy! Now!
I'd recognize that penis anywhere.
Pay me.
This car is a mess.
[Groaning] Pee Wee, what's wrong?
[Cheering] ♪♪ [Marching Band]
first offenders. What do you say, Pork?
[Revving]
Hey, did you get the colored guy?
Now to help you start the day, the singin' rage, Miss Patty Page.
I'm as cherry as George Washington's tree.
Okay, Cherry, sit down.
Yes! [Screams]
Is Mike Hunt here?
Can I ask you something?
All right! All right! Come on, let's go!
Do I mind what?
Okay, let's move it out.
Am I gonna have to take you home myself?
[Chuckles]
All you need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts.
Go!
Oh!
I'm okay.
That won't stop him.
Oh, smell.
I'm gonna get you.
Now think about that.
This is Dixie, baby, where we do things right.
Why do you call her Lassie?
I know it.
[Tires Screech] [Glass Shatters]
[Shouting]
Get their little brated
and meet us in the parking lot.
Come on, Billy. They're gaining on us. They're gaining on us.
Get that Pigmobile out here.
I left my I.D. At home.
In a minute, darlin'.
We're just gonna go up and have a cup of coffee
[Laughing, Chattering]
Slow down, Mick. It's about a quarter of a mile on the left.
What did you call me?
named Beulah, Beulah, Beulah!
Shh. Shh, shh.
Wendy Williams told me I should ask you.
I'm not taking a shower with him.
Okay, thanks.
[Chattering]
Good news for the beach bunnies
Ten bucks, not bad. Yeah. You sure the broad's all set?
Come on, Jew boy.
my friends and I here would like to party with five of your girls
I'm sorry, babe. No cigar. Can't do it.
Does anybody know where the pen is?
Pee Wee.
Wait.
Go on. Here we go.
I'd have whipped him if it hadn't been for that sheriff.
Hey, Mick, it's your brother.
Yes, sir?
He's a jerk, and a Jew jerk at that.
Tell him the boys from Angel Beach are here.
Nice face, Wendy. Get out of here.
Oh, come on, Lynn.
Yeah, right here.
We can put up wanted posters all over school.
What?
They should both be there already. I took Conklin myself.
[Whistles] Hey, Meat.
Hey, that's cash in advance.
I notice you're still including yourself in.
[Pee Wee] Billy! Billy! Tommy.
[Lynn Screaming] [Laughing]
[Horn Honks]
Oh, Brackett.
[Chattering]
The Pigmobile.
There it is.
Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight?
Well, we thought you'd like to wear one today.