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She's almost got it.
I'm long gone after this semester anyway.
you got filthy fourths, you got fall-in fifths,
[All Chattering]
I know what it is.
Do some reconnaissance.
Just act cool. Think you can handle that?
.
I'm not afraid of you.
Give it to me.
Let's see.
Come on, Billy! [Boy Whooping]
you see fit to choose,
That's all I got to say, all right? [Whistles]
Yeah, yeah. Perfect.
Why do they call you Meat?
Well, what's he look like?
[Cheering] ♪♪ [Country]
[Laughing] Shh.
It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room
Don't be alarmed, girls. This is just your health department.
Just don't tell anyone. [Man] We won't tell anybody.
I had a cousin named Billy Joe Jim Bob and he was killed in the war,
without adding a charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Hey, get this.
Meat, Meat, Meat. Wait, wait, wait.
Don't worry. It'll only take a minute.
Coach, can I talk to you about Cavanaugh?
Is Mike Hunt here?
[Boy] She gonna be asleep.
and I'm taking you to the principal.
You're looking at it. It's just Porky's storm troopers.
If we hadn't seen him, he would have.
If you're not cherry, you don't get Wendy.
Yee-hah! Go, Billy. Let's go. We're gonna do it now.
Keep pumping. Come on, boys.
Okay. Cherry's ready.
See, you just gotta show him who's boss, right?
My, you look nice this morning. Are you losing weight?
Come on, shit for brains.
It's too big. [Laughter]
Yeah, I guess she could use you for a little recess period.
you're gonna get in big trouble.
Dave For you...
I'm going. 8:00, right?
[Laughing] Look at this pig.
I understand you tried to butt heads with Porky.
Get that piece of pig shit out here!
Are you kidding? You calling her a dog?
Are you bullshitting me?
[Chuckling] Shh.
This is Gene Morrison coming to you from W.A.C.N. Angel Beach
You better get out of here, otherwise
[Glass Shattering]
You could get fired, Coach.
Now, listen. The one in your left hand is the raw egg, okay?
Something for Pee Wee.
The little bastard already had a rubber on.
[Imitates Bird]
You talking about that door over there?
I got my sources, Turner. Now, he's got
Get off! Meat!
I think I know that kid.
Sawed off punk
Go home, snot-nose.
Mr. Porky.
[Laughing]
.
Goddamn it!
Well.
Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker.
Oh, damn. Oh, God.
Morris, you're dead.
Come on, man.
And we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists.
I'd know that penis anywhere.
Porky's. Oh, Jesus.
[Cheering, Whistling]
You little prick...
Now wait a minute.
You got it.
Hey, beat it, would ya?
"I'd Recognize That Penis Anywhere"
[Snickering Continues] That...
She got so pissed off, she wouldn't even let him touch her.
All right, so how do I get her up there, put a rope around her neck?
How's that?
Here we go again.
[Laughing, Chattering]
[No Audible Dialogue]
but bad news for the farm boys.
[Laughing]
Two cubes of sugar
Meat, this way. This way. Run. Run.
Thanks. Whoo!
How was the pussy, boys?
Oh, shit! This way, Meat!
Listen, Billy, be careful.
Everything go all right?
We're gonna make it.
I like it...
That girl wants to be loved for her mind.
Yeah. But after this, she'll be an instant senior.
Aw, shoot.
But Mr. Carter...