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All right, studs. Everyone got their I. D?
[Whistles]
Mickey, are you crazy?
Yes! Yes.
Jesus. Meat, give Pee Wee your I.D.
Oh, no, Officer.
Listen, you guys wanna get laid or you wanna have a debate?
And I mean that literally.
♪♪ [Continues] [Buzzing Continues]
I've got things to do, you hear?
[Porky] I want those little mothers arrested and I mean, like, right now.
I guess I can show a little leniency for
That boy been drinkin'?
I think we can get you one to three for felonious assault.
You know, I never had any Cuban pussy.
So what happened? Two days' suspension?
Nice pass, Cavanaugh.
Come on, move it.
[No Audible Dialogue]
[Chuckling] This broad's hot. She's really hot.
Now, sit here...
[Screeching]
So where's Mickey?
Funny.
Right.
You heard the man.
I'd like to feed him his nuts for lunch.
This bullshit is you're a pack of underage kids
[Laughing]
♪♪ [Country On Radio]
He's only been here a couple months. Give him a chance.
All right, now listen, you guys.
Oh, feel better now, huh?
[Laughing]
Except...
This here's a man's county. Go on, get the fuck out.
Promise him.
usually is enough to bring Anthony around.
I know.
Hell, yes.
It's kind of like a trophy.
[Warren] All right, Cavanaugh, get with it.
Pee Wee Morris.
Get out.
Oh, real funny.
His name's Michael Hunt.
[Howling]
how to fill out the forms on that.
All right, how much you want?
Me neither. I wouldn't even know
Look, Pee Wee, you wanna get laid or not?
I can hear you in there.
You ought to like that, Mickey.
Lassie?
Yeah.
or anything, don't bother hooking us up.
Call me Roy. I'm only 23, for Christ's sake.
Two.
nestled by the shore in fabulous south Florida.
I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
And Cherry, this is Pee Wee.
[Tarzan Yell]
Well, any luck?
Where did you get it?
We're gonna have to babysit with him.
I don't know, man. He gave me the slip.
Nobody who plays like that plays for me. Move.
but if we find out he's drunk,
but he's gonna get tired of you, then he's gonna hurt you bad.
He's the meanest-lookin' mother you ever saw.
Pee Wee, I think we've done just about everybody.
Hey, Brian, where you going?
Guile, charm, persuasion.
Maybe there's some horny midget out there
Oh! [Sniffs]
What's going on, you motherfuckers?
[Ringing Continues]
It's been a couple years since I been to the old joint.
Back to Porky's.
[In Falsetto] Here, chickie, chickie. Good chickie. Here, chickie.
Go get him, tiger.
Yeah. Princeton?
Come on, Timmy!
When someone says “Vegas”.......
Gun it, Billy! Gun it! [Indistinct]
Here we go. Go on home now.
with that sneaky Jap stuff, huh?
Yeah. You said if we pulled it off, you'd break Pee Wee's cherry.
do me a favor, okay?
Mickey, look, I don't mind you being stupid, but this is crazy.
that the reason he'd gotten drunk tonight
Oh, geez!
You heard what I said.
[Clamoring]
I'm sure you boys can manage that.
It sucks!
[Chattering]
Well, it looks like to me we got
Damn good shot though. He stuck his nose right in it.
But don't expect too much.
As soon as the coaches are gone, Jew boy.
[Woman] Edward, you'll be late to school.
Pee Wee's tired of ham hocks.
It's a bright, beautiful spring day.
Porky gimme that about six years ago.
[Boy] What now, right?
That's a buck.
Moral turpitude!
Well, you know my motto,
Oh my gosh you’re naked
They're starting to leave. Shit!
Come on. Come on.
Tommy Turner and any four boys
Why do you think?
[Squeaking]
You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot.
[Screams]
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
I need a rubber. Didn't I tell you?
Oh, no, Pee Wee. I don't know.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.