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Hey, wait a minute. I got sloppy seconds, you got ticklish thirds,
Timmy, Timmy...
That's enough. All right! It's over! Let me go!
This Banana tastes like Shit
and you can scrape her off the mattress, Mickey.
That's crooked Mark. You've been screwing around corners again.
♪♪ [Country-Blues]
Ow! Shh, shh, shh.
Watch my lips. Those eggs.
Louie, Hymie, Abie, Sam.
Uh-oh.
Come on, boy. Why don't you try some of that shit on me?
Don't stop. Come on, keep pumping, baby. Yeah.
Is that Tommy Turner?
[Cherry Moaning] Bingo!
Take off his sweater. Put it behind his head.
Shh. Kong.
She reaches down, she unzips his fly and she grabs his cock.
Your father wants you to drop him off at the office.
Well, let's find out.
This is great. I'm gonna get her.
What's this bullshit?
Your ass is mine, says Kong.
It's not kites.
Well, what happened?
I gotta be the worst coach that ever lived.
Warm up?
[Shouts] Shh!
[Muttering] What's that? I can't hear you, Sheriff.
I don't believe this.
[Woman]... never get one to fit me out of that machine.
That sounds like a guy's voice.
♪♪ [Car Horn]
[Snickering]
[Shouting]
[Meat] Remember, they're paid to be hot, Casanova.
All right, Mr. Cavanaugh,
[Warren] All right, Brian.
Which one's been comin' in?
She's comin' for it. [Snickering]
A trophy for you, my little Pee Wee.
Little Brady already had a rubber on
It's kike. K-I-K-E. Kike.
You'll float if I catch you around here again.
You're a big man when you're kicking the ass out of kids
Dragons in the change room
And this is Tim.
Funny, huh? Who looks like the Easter bunny now?
I found a place that's got one. I'll go tomorrow.
Miss Honeywell, do you mind?
and it's even longer with a hard-on.
Yeah, I think I'll be all right.
I wanna talk to Porky.
Cherry, meet Frank Bell.
We're getting the hell out, all right?
I know it's him.
It's too late now.
Nikki
you put a lot of weight behind that one.
A police lineup so that you can identify
[Laughing] Hold still, man. She's comin' for it.
Porky's Go on n get the fuck out !!
Watch this.
They're for you.
It's only two feet deep.
You wouldn't know what to do with Miss Walker even if she told you.
Anyway, did you get the Negro?
I did have it in drive, boss.
They want us to look. They're hot, I'm telling you!
Damn it! I told you we were gonna miss them!
All right, boys. [Blows Whistle]
Hey, Billy, Ginny just went in.
You come near this boy again, I'll have you arrested.
Yeah, I got something to satisfy your sense of proportion.
I know I'm dead.
[Growls]
She lives with a big black stud.
You sure? Does a bear shit in the woods?
Right, Pee Wee.
And Miss Balbricker can give a description.
Dick Pic Six I’d recognize that pe is anywhere
[All Laughing]
She's got a great body, moves like an eagle.
This is the pride of Angel Beach,
[Laughing] [Groans]
to have anybody know you're my pa.
Got her, Tommy.
That's the way I like 'em.
Thank you. Will do.
[Moaning] Listen to that, Pee Wee.
It's not half as funny as the look on your face.
Well, we figure we gotta get Pee Wee laid, right?
Let's not invite too many guys. That way we all get her twice.
Now get this car out of Seward County.
Well, she's not bad.
It's your night, tiger. Pick the one you want.
[All Shouting]
Oh, they seem like a nice bunch
[Chuckling] Yeah.
Come on, come on. Keep pumping, Billy.
And then they heard the call of the wild ...
[Whistle Blows]
Left hand raw. Right hand smacko.
Looks like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.
[Guffawing]
Nah. Too Jewish. Let's not take any chances.
I'm cherry.
I'm sorry about that, Officer Jarvis.
Wait for a knock, step through another door, and you're in.
Okay, go ahead.
[Man] What the hell is that?
You're not allowed to think about her with her clothes off.
Ginny, why don't you and the girls go inside?
Watch your jock, Tommy. Watch your jock.
Right there.
Miss Walker.
All right, what's going on here?
Oh, funny, a brother act.