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It's Tommy and Brian. Let's go get 'em.
[Chuckles] Great.
[Singsong Voice] Oh, Porky, the boys from Angel Beach are here.
Deadbeats.
Get the fuck out
You want five of my piglets up in the pen?
[Tarzan Yell]
Get their asses.
The basketball player?
Now, sit here and do nothing. Don't buy any drinks.
Hey, Mickey. How's it going?
Yeah, but Miss Walker, a real woman, and I missed her.
[Retching] No sir, Officer. Our friend is a diabetic.
[Meat] This little jerk put Bengay on my jock strap.
How many girls can we have for $100?
as distasteful as it is.
The one in your right hand, that's the hard-boiled egg.
[No Audible Dialogue]
Okay. Oh, God.
Billy, they just went in. Miss Walker's with them.
Cherry, this is Steve.
A hundred bucks.
All right. What about Sean Mulcahy O'Reilly?
The two of you
Come on, we're gonna miss her.
What do you mean, break Pee Wee's cherry?
Well, who you talking to, boy?
Howdy.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
That's all?
Shorts, shirt...
Meanwhile, I'll be glad to finish this strictly off the record.
President Eisenhower's running a tight ship ofstate.
What's goin' on?
We didn't know she was your wife. Besides, it wasn't me.
The car won't start.
No shit.
Well....Cause you already know
Mr. Carter?
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. That's colorful redneck humor.
I
Yeah? Well, it sure beats stomping and waddling around
Oh, boy. [Sniffs]
You know something? That scumbag sheriff sided with Porky.
and assault and battery. Now, hold on, Sheriff.
Hey, wait a minute. How come you guys ain't getting undressed?
Come on, Timmy.
Did you whip him?
He won't tell me.
[Shouting] [Crowd Cheering]
Frankie?
[Chattering]
Look, it doesn't have to happen tonight, right?
Practically everybody in town, from what I heard.
Now, get off the floor now. You're suspended indefinitely.
Ah, ha, ha!
God! Shit!
Hey, watch it, buddy.
Where's it coming from?
[Chuckling] I know I got her.
Shut up, geez.
Do you know Mike...
Miss Balbricker, do you realize
[Laughing]
[Woman] Hey, Tommy. Wait a minute.
Go on. Go on.
I mean, it turns me on. It always has.
Hey, come on, boys. No strippin', no dippin'. Come on, let's go.
A friend of Mickey's, my brother.
There's five of you, right?
[Brackett] Come on, step aside. Look out.
What a perfect ending.
That's a $35 fine. Thirty-five bucks or a night in jail.
You're in my county now.
upstairs in Porky's Pen.
Don't... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[Siren Blares]
between drive and reverse?
That's my Bible school card.
Coach Goodenough, would you kindly
What in the world... [Laughter]
I'd be an idiot to go mess with those shitkickers, right?
Hey, Tim, I was just thinking, maybe we ought to invite Brian tonight.
Hey, Pee Wee. Hey, Pee Wee.
You got a busted taillight too. That's 20 more dollars.
Man is not known by inches alone.
Why do they call you Lassie?
dirty girl
not a shower
I didn't do it on purpose. Well, fuck you.
Pee Wee, we don't have any training rubbers.
Billy, this is my friend John Conklin.
but you gotta understand he's got problems.
Damn it! It's Blubber McNeil. I can't see a thing.
All he had to do was knock it off.
No, no, we... What's that, boy?
How often have you had to use it?
That seducer and despoiler must be stopped.
Stick it in your ass Lifeboat Lizz
Well...
Sure, you do. Let's step outside. We don't want to ruin...
Turner, why don't you go and sit on a snake?
[Air Horn Blows]
That's a lot of horny dicks.