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to Seward County and you keep 'em there.
if you were granted a lineup
Come up here, you sawed-off punk.
Little a Brady Already had a rubber on!!
Yeah, I've been reinstated.
[Sniffs] Mmm! Oh, boy.
I'm just trying to help.
Originality, neatness and hygiene.
I gotta put my shoes on.
I don't think so.
Right.
[Both Laughing]
Pee Wee, you're about to get laid
Save your energy, needle dick. You're gonna need it.
Count me in.
who think they've reached manhood?
[Balbricker] Now, Mr. Carter,
There's gotta be somebody.
I don't know why.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
What are you, a psycho? What's with the eggs?
[Pee Wee] You should've seen him hopping around like the Easter bunny.
You’re naked
I think I got three.
Let me go!
What are you checking for?
I don't want to see any of you guys get hurt.
I don't think there's anybody left.
What was he in for?
Watch it, man. Geez.
Lassie's fine.
[Grunting]
Okay, Brian's got something.
All right, Tim, that's enough. Knock it off! Knock it off!
We need about 30 bucks apiece.
I was giving the old place an enema
♪♪ [Woman Singing On Phonograph]
You didn't do it.
Yeah, come on. Let's go.
Leave it. Come on.
♪♪ [Singing]
This is Miss Cherry Forever.
This has got to be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.
He's liable to fall in.
Hey, listen, Cavanaugh.
I'm goin'. Ask 'em. They said I could go.
Come on, Billy.
I don't know.
Turner.
[Stops] ♪♪ [Continues]
I want to see Porky, and I want to see him now!
Billy, what's wrong with Meat?
by an exotic dancer in a few hours.
[Phone Ringing]
[Chattering] [Pee Wee] Where you goin', kiddo?
What're you guys doin' in there?
Not a drop of rain in sight.
What's that, Wendy?
Can't wait to hear this story.
The stars are secure and the rent's paid for the month.
A little smelly. Yeah, give 'em a break. [Chuckling]
Yeah, okay.
A schmuck.
Come on!
She's only a freshman.
Hey, you, that's the only way I do business.
Come on, baby. Oh, yeah.
Must be catching.
.
We'll just be a minute.
Five young boys in the nude?
Now, it's a long ride back home,
Suit yourself.
♪♪ [Man Singing]
Aw, gee, I didn't know, Mickey. I'm sorry.
Fast break drill.
[Whispering] Wait a minute.
Just wait one minute. Something's wrong here.
I'd rather be queer.
Brackett, you know I don't go all the way.
Oh, they're hot. These broads are hot.
You will never know But the twins do!
[All] Wear your rubber.
[Pee Wee] Did you see those broads, you guys? They are really hot.
Just sit tight.
This is the best one yet. What now?
Oh, look at this one.
Aah!
Pee Wee, you better go call Ted.
and kiss ass with all the Negroes you want.
I mean,
I'll be looking forward to that, Slime.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
Get out of here! Move it!
Okay. Come on, I'll show you.
Yeah, let's see 'em both.
Let's get out there and get America moving forward.
I'd think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus,
And don't call me Coach anymore.
Billy loves those bird calls.
What are we gonna do?
This ain't the first time, especially that little...
And that mole is the key to it...
Lucky.
Okay, let me see your driver's license.
Five walking, talking rectums. [Chuckles]
For God's sakes, we just blew up Porky's. That was my last chance.
Timmy that's...
[No Audible Dialogue]
Yeah, you're right. It would be a lot of hassle.
Go for it!
See you later, boys.