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Shit.
Oh, boy, would I like to get next to that.
Yeah, sort of.
That's a real woman. Yeah.
Let's go.
[Car Starts]
Shit. I got 15 bucks.
She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.
Hell, Pee Wee. We thought you ran all the way home.
Yeah?
so just watch what you're saying.
No, you're not.
Thank you.
♪♪ [Ends]
Yeah, well, that scumbag sheriff is Porky's brother.
It fits over your dick. [Laughter]
Shit.
[Both Snickering] Now, that penis had a mole on it.
Like an African Zulu man. 6'4, two huge gold teeth.
What's his name?
[Clears Throat]
How did you learn to fight like that?
Hey, come on. Take them off. Look sharp.
Oh, boy, Porky, we're really scared.
You're both dead men.
I heard you run tail ass from some nigger tonight.
Porky Wallace, get it?
[Laughter Continues] [Man] Jesus Christ.
Put handcuffs on her?
Sawed off punk
Let me do Meat.
Hey, chief, what the hell is this?
Uh-huh. That's the one you drop.
Hold it.
I don't know much about the laws in Seward County
Hi, Steve.
Why do they...
Hang in there, buddy. [Grunts]
My foot!
Yeah, we saw it.
Right. Kiss my rebel ass.
or I'd have torn that sucker a new one.
Porky's busy.
[Laughing]
[Whispering] I already know that.
Blown tire. That's too bad.
[Brian] Nobody has to get hurt.
[Mickey] No sweat, Tim. It's under control.
[Knocking On Door]
[Trilling, lmitating Birdcall]
You know, I really wish you wouldn't have said that.
Goddamn it!
Yeah! Whoo!
[Boy] I wonder if Pee Wee can use it.
You can party with these Cuban dancers
Tommy! [Screaming]
Gentlemen!
It's disgusting.
Yeah, I noticed.
He's not a bad guy.
I don't know.
I hate to do this,
All right.
I'm gonna give you a night to remember.
You filthy little pervert.
She touched your nuts.
Well, I'm sorry,
Jesus, what the hell was that?
All right, Pee Wee. All right, Pee Wee. Shh.
Penis is so personal.
Oh, man. All you gotta do is know how to operate.
It's okay, Pee Wee. We'll take your word for it.
Yeah, you should be writing these down. Immigrants.
[Porky] Set 'em up, bartender.
Hi, I’m Paulie the Penis
Sorry.
You think this means Tommy and Miss Balbricker are engaged?
Wanna take a peek?
Oh, just a bystander.
[Laughing]
Well, Mr. Porky,
Yeah.
a hand on me again, you son of a bitch.
Her, her in the... Oh, and her.
Okay, I gotta go relieve Coach.
[Laughing]
And if any of you guys get out of line with any of my girls,
[No Audible Dialogue] Bye.
All right. We won't ask him.
Did you see Timmy's face?
Get me out of here.
Speakin' of horny mothers, it's ready Eddie.
[Howls]
Pork! Pork!
when he's had too much insulin?
It's 70 miles out in the Everglades. We got a game Saturday night.
[Pee Wee] Hey, you guys!
Come on, Jarvis. You mean the colored guy. The Negro.
Turner, I wanna talk to you.
Guess my old man's not such a bad guy after all.
Now, it's gonna be dark. I don't want you to be surprised.
You better fucking freeze, buster!
We're gonna give Porky a night to remember.
but notice what's been happening.
Warm up?
Okay. Okay.
Shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.
So I fix him up with Wendy.
Read your contract, Miss Honeywell.
Not at all. Not at all.
They're gonna shit. Shit.
[Hissing] Broke your radiator.
He'll be the comedy relief.