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-What’s the point of what? -Anything.
It’s okay.
That’s when you realize...
I brought you here for a reason.
The screen on your Jump-band indicates deployment.
CHARLIE: Okay, guys, so we’re looking for, like,
REPORTER: Some incredible images coming out
and report for basic training.
Well, I was department chair at Georgia Tech.
ROMEO COMMAND: Identify yourself.
what they’d face when they reach the future,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
Come on, look at you. Your hands are shaking.
We have got to protect the Jumplink.
Uh, planet-clearing weapons?
They’re gone, man.
Same place that you’re from.
Move now!
DAN: I’m sorry.
They landed somewhere remote,
How about this?
And-and you want me to use taxpayer money
Long story.
We were never going to make it.
-
Of course you’re not the guy.
I got to call somebody.
No, I’m-I’m good.
You stuck her, though. You got her, Dad.
I’ll be dead in six months. Cancer.
Hello?
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
the armed forces from every nation
NATO’s disbanded.
Charlie! Charlie!
and it’s all about volcanoes.
What gets you excited?
RANGER Man down! Man down!
Oh, and it’s a bicycle kick!
It-it’s in your hand.
In order to find out what can.
I heard your last heartbeat on the monitor.
...they were just here.
Don’t worry.
The toxin still affects them,
CHARLIE: This is a giant block of ice.
but for some reason, her body is much better at detoxifying it.
You come here, surprise visit,
the Whitespikes might already be here,
We need someone on point. What’s your name?
just kind of a one-person job anyway.
I should’ve known.
If it’s lost, the war is lost.
Stop sending Christmas cards to my house.
Asia, Africa, Europe-- are devoid of human life.
I came down here to see if she needed help.
That’s like the big-boy version of that windup toy
She was there.
Fist-bump on it.
Terry.
...we thank you for your service.
with a jar of pickles and a bottle of baby oil.
She’s in Cave One.
-and I’m gonna eat all of your tuna Santa. -
nothing about this for me is sentimental.
I need you to move.
DAN All right, guys, what are we looking at?
do you have a way of deploying it?
The Jumplink just went off-line.
Absolutely.
Why don’t you try to squeeze me as hard as you can?
-so you need to move fast. -DAN: Let’s go!
Oh.
Maybe you need a physical challenge.
What happened? Like...
Are you checking to see if I’m wearing a wire?
Morning.
I got you. Come on.
and I’m gonna die the way I want to.
MIT.
So, what made you come to me? I get a good Yelp review?
She never quits.
-Leverage. -Leverage.
Anyone?
I got one!
DAN: We’re working on it.
Did you say 180 milligrams?
Where is everybody?
Listen.
So, how was the future?
Open the chamber, please.
-Charlie!
Be advised, we’ve got Spikes on-site, Colonel.
it’s scientists.
HART: The Whitespikes.
They were stealthy.
I couldn’t.
What, are you gonna shoot me?
DAN: Hang on!
I think we’re gonna be best friends.
almost over.
They would die to defend her.
I am gonna punch you
Dan Forester.
In 11 months’ time, all human beings in the future
would be at least a thousand feet down.
Yeah.
Yeah. The thought occurred to me.
You know that?
who’s only ever stepped foot in northern Russia
Get out of there. Move now.
My pleasure. Yeah.
a working female toxin by the morning.
I was trying to help.