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simple, dependable, respectable people.
I thought this jail had a deluxe cell.
and my wife and I have tickets to the theater.
a man with hooks for hands, and a person of indeterminate gender near the scene.
The Baudelaires will be cleaning up this town.
- Are you now? - I am now.
- [white-faced women] Hear! Hear! - I like this chief of police!
You read fortunes now?
But maybe they can tell us where they're hidden.
♪ Look away, look away ♪
[Klaus grunts]
of chronicling the lives of the Baudelaire orphans,
I've delivered them to this town's aphorism-based guardianship program,
We didn't hire a replacement.
- [gavel bangs] - Officer Luciana, bring in the prisoner.
But, Hector, you can't leave.
Do you think it could be true?
It's like an entire flying house.
we learned how to hit an olive with a bow and arrow.
You can tell him yourself. He's right back there.
But you may call me Officer Luciana, your new chief of police.
- Is that enough? - I think so.
[typing]
There's not only murder in this town. There's a secret.
- Bull's-eye. - No, it's a boar tusk.
It's a self-sustaining hot air mobile home.
Look at me, a part of a noble and heroic organization,
We're not leaving, and that's not Olaf.
Carrier pigeons are birds that carry messages,
Now, what are you in the mood for?
[Jemma] We're pleased you made it.
[coughing]
We all learn bravery the hard way, Olivia.
the shortest distance between two points.
- It's fun, isn't it? - What?
Here, let me show you.
That's the best you birds got?
I have extremely pricey beverages which you have to pay cash for.
Jig?
[groans] It looks like no one's been in this place for a long time.
- What kind of things? - [clicks tongue] Missing things.
This saloon was a firehouse until it was shut down
[crow cawing]
- It means there's no alcohol. - [coughs]
I want what's best for those I respect and admire.
You did the right thing.
♪ Love scatting about orphans ♪ [scatting]
while I go into town hall and finalize your paperwork.
Of course I believe you. That's why we have to get of town.
Maybe it's a dry county.
I love when you talk about my mucus membranes.
♪ That's more of like a half rhyme ♪