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The core detonation sequence on the Protector has been aborted.
But why?
by Roth'h'ar Sarris of Fatu-Krey.
- Gwen! Gwen! - No, I think we shouldn't have to do this.
Come on! Without my crew, I'm not a commander, huh?
I see you managed to get your shirt off
I knew it, I knew it! I knew this was gonna kill me!
You know, evidently we had a little miscommunication
Is there air? You don't know!
- Oh, yeah! - Go ahead.
I have programmed it to the coordinates of a beryllium sphere
It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy.
WHAT I'M DOING TODAY
- Where'd they go? Back inside? - I don't know.
I got this gig in Van Nuys in about a quarter of an hour. Is that all right?
Systems register functional.
So we get to shut down a neutron reactor?
Look, this thingy.
Core implosion estimated in seven minutes.
Please, Emma. You are our last hope!
Now you will face justice, Sarris.
Yoo-hoo. Hello?
- The blue button? Is that it? - Yeah, why, what's wrong?
You've been watching the show?
We were hoping you could enlighten us.
I just had this really interesting idea
That kid. Where's that kid?
When I grow weary of the noises you make, you shall die.
into space.
before those Thermians run out of air.
Help me Veronica You are our last hope
...thinking he's a space commander!
And my reaction is....
- I doubt it. We gave him both barrels. - He has a very powerful ship.
Heaven forbid anybody else gets the spotlight! Oh, no! Jason Nesmith...
Just like Mother used to make.
I have one job at MOCA To interpret
Yeah, well, you know, I'd like to say
I don't care where you did it, it tastes great.
Rhudemantary Lathe
No! Divert all energy to the armor!
- Computer, shut down the core. - Unable.
Gwen, show him the historical documents.
"The chompers"?
I won't say that stupid line one more time
Many have believed that it is a matter-collapser.
Young Laredo, how you've grown.
and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
Biden Wins
Dr. Lazarus.
Any objections?
Hey, you know, you could put an eye out with that thing.
- You okay? You all right? - Yeah.
There's no time. Get in! Get in!
- We want the crew! - For those four seasons,
Closer?
Dude, he has no idea he's a laughingstock,
Why does this sound so familiar?
the Thermians have appointed a new commander
The Protectorgot super-accelerated coming out of the black hole
I have raised Sarris on Zeta frequency.
Does the rolling help actually? It helps
Yeah, I've got sectors one through 28. I think Hollister has the upper levels.
- They bring a new commander. - It's good.
Sir, I am Lahnk, senior requisition officer.
It is a concept we are beginning to learn at some great cost.
Maybe I should get some pants on.
Yes. The past 100 years, our society had fallen into disarray.
That's right again. That's... Come on, group hug. Come on.
Can you get this? Deck B for gamma override.
If you got any more problems with the guy,
Great driving, Tommy.
38, 39, 40.
Because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
You stole all my best lines, you cut me out of episode two entirely!
Why 13 seconds?
Patience, Lieutenant.
Well, I'm trying to tell you, you are back on.
Is there no one on your planet who behaves in a way
There's a fire alarm and all that. Just FYI.
Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander!
Come on, Brandon, don't make me ask you again.
- Pedal to the metal! - All right, let's go!
Activate the Omega 13!
Computer, is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board?
Brandon, I remember you. From the convention, right?
And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines.
No one even bothered to ask me what I do on the show.
No! Never give up Never surrender
Thanks for the heads-up, Brandon! You okay?
No!
Yeah. Yeah. Long live... What was your planet called?
Oh, right!
Theoretically the mechanism is fully operational.