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This place used to be filled with real dirtbags, now it's filled with fake dirtbags.
I'm sorry, Sol. You were right about him.
(♪ Stuck in the Middle with You: Grace Potter)
That's so insulting. You don't have to manage me.
In truth, I had to suppress a powerful urge to text him back
One time, Sol and I ended up buying a Del Taco franchise.
I know I'm supposed to say yes, but watch my head.
Get out there. That's it. Good man yourself.
That. Worried about that.
There's no "no" until it's over.
She doesn't eat.
It looks like a dead petting zoo on this table.
I know! It's a little noisy, though.
I was afraid I would make you feel worse than you already do.
Uh-oh, this is gonna be fun!
It will be hard, and I should have a nurturing friend nearby,
- See, now that's a party I will go to. - We will help you.
Look at those girls! Welcome to the world.
- Let's go. - No, you can't go in chip clips.
Maybe if I drink more, I will care less.
I'm just worried about...
Great. Now they think I have alien hand syndrome.
Today he sent me a photo of a corgi wedding,
- What's your point? - My point is
(Laughs) It sounds like retirement is suiting you just fine, Nelson.
It's dark, it's dirty, it's got urine-soaked sawdust on the floor.
- Then go out. - No. Come on. Let's do something fun.
Can someone please help me get onto the bar, please?
HBD Matt !!
and then what do you do?
The text chain is still alive if you need anything.
We got roughed up! Like a couple of hellions.
♪ And you don't eat the meatballs Coyote ♪
All right!