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That immediately puts it in the top five.
- Whoa! Don't bump me! - Maybe you just don't have any rhythm.
No! What? It's great!
Pull out your Beatle wig. The Fab Faux are in town Saturday.
Holy shit!
Oh, my God, do we have some of that punch, because this party is awful.
We just wanted you guys to have some fun.
but I can't decide on purple or pink.
Yeah.
- What's this? - Two whisky flights.
- Oh, now that I can say yes to! - (Laughs)
Wasn't the e-vite for this party a picture of a cowboy's ass?
- (Knock on door) - I'm really sorry, Mum,
There's a giant schmeckle out there
- Help us throw our dads' bachelor party. - Ah.
that we need to make. I'm gonna put us all in a group text.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, can I get you guys anything?
♪ And the spear goes through the meatball till it hits the plate
No. I'm happy those fuckers are gonna have a good time.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh. - (Crowd cheers)
- (Chuckles) - (Moans)
prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, turkey meatballs,
- What? - You're not leaving!
It's a thing, look it up!
- I am so busy. - I will help you.
We both didn't want it. It's not our style.
- Oh, my God. - Well, good for you.
- Nelson? - I can't believe it.
but those Robertritas... Satan's work.
there was some serious shimmying
- I'll wear a hat! - A funny hat?
I'm suddenly in the mood for a penis balloon.
Uh, are you fucking insane? We can't throw a party in less than a week.
Well, maybe there's going to be a stripper.
What are you going to do?
- I'm gonna talk to that man. - He's homeless.
- There you go. - Let's do it.
Yeah, we're no classier than we were five days ago.