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Have you always been this selfish?
I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.
-I got the scoop. -What'd she say?
Pensive?
What is it, asshole day?
I didn't pay you to take out Kat so some little punk could snake me with Bianca.
All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?
Plus... She's a Bitch
Kidding. No, because I know you're a fan of Shakespeare.
Let's do this.
-Hey there, Cupid. -Hi, Joey.
Where'd you get a tux at the last minute?
-Stay cool, bro. -Yeah, see you later.
The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
-Damn. -That's a shame.
-No one's out of reach for me. -You wanna put money on that?
No. Something real. Something no one else knozs.
Who could refrain That had a heart to love
Oh, I'll stay away from your sister.
That's a direct quote.
#Itsgoingtobewild
The... Think about it.
Oh goody. Something new and different for us.
So, you disappoint 'em from the start and then you're covered, right?
Yeah, sure, Sparky.
Oh, she's out of reach, even for you.
I know every cop in town, bucko!
What's in it for you?
I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby.
Then you'll never date. Oh, I like that.
It means we've become spectators.
What's a Bogie Lowenstien?
-Let go! -How could you set me up like that?
Don't say shit like that to me, people can hear you!
Okay, no, not actually...
The Plan
no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
Hey there, girlie. How you doin'?
We need to go behind enemy lines here.
Has anyone ever told you that?
-I want to hear you upbeat. -We're screwed!
pick you up on friday, then. oh, right, friday.
Yeah, but the closest they've come to a cow is McDonald's.
and I want you to stop trying to control my life
Funny, szeetie.
Now, Friday night, Bogey Lozenstein is having a party.
Fathers don't like to admit it when their daughters
I'm gonna go and show the plan to someone else.
Back in the Game
You think you could leave her out of this?
now that you've seen the plan,
Listen, forget her. Incredibly uptight father.
I want you to trust me to make my own choices,
I dazzled him with my wits.
All right, first thing. Kat hates smokers.
The last party I went to was at Chuck E. Cheese
I think you can in Europe.
They're Mom's.
Good.
Well, then tell them I had a seizure.
I'm a crack whore who should have
No, you didn't.
.
if she wasn't so doped up.
What was it like, a down payment now and a bonus for sleeping with me?
Now, scoot. Scoot!
You're gonna pay me to take out some chick?
Yeah. Yeah, I noticed she's a little antisocial.
is you need to hire a guy who'll go out with her.
-Go. -No, you go.
Do you think you could give me a ride home?
Oh, hi. Thank God. You know...
He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life
I know you didn't think you were the only sophomore at the prom.
You're just too good to be true
We go to the movies, that's 1 5 bucks.
for all the idiots at our school to drink beer
This I'm gonna do for fun.
I don't think so.
this dude sus a.f.
Are you okay?
Is it for me?
Otherwise known as an orgy?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be under whelmed,
It's not every day you find a girl
Nine schools in 1 0 years. My, my. Army brat?
-Meaningless, consumer-driven lives. -Meaningless, consumer-driven lives.
When 'fuckboy' was born
What's normal? Those damn Dazson's River kids,