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And if it's quite all right I need you, baby
Now, there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?
-Kiss me! -Kiss him.
These delusionals are your white Rastas.
Oh, no, you're not. Your sister doesn't date.
Yeah, I know. I'm working on that, but so far,
can severely disintegrate your package?
I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
You're szeating like a pig.
She has a pair of black underwear.
Okay.
-And where have you been? -Nowhere.
Lockdown!
-You're so... -Charming.
He's very pretty!
who has an excuse.
-He'll pay. Now, over here... -Oh, my God.
Joey just picked me up.
Necesita agua? Llámenos y se la llevamos 840 3911 y 840 3912
makes you worthy of our time.
So, I've got the Sears catalog thing going,
Yeah, go to the office. You're pissing me off.
-Start a band? -No, install car stereos.
I defended you when people called you conceited,
Parts of it.
No, there's something I need to tell you.
Are you serious? That's perfect!
and just so you know, joey only liked you for one reason.
What I think you need to do,
and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.
but the rest, you're wrong.
-Hey. -Hey.
Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Shall we go to my office?
Come on, Kat. Please do this for me.
What's that collar for? Is that to keep him from licking his stitches?
You bitch!
You forget, I don't care what people think.
-Really? -Really.
Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind
lt's an amazing powder that clings to the tiniest hairs on your head.
You think you could find someone that extreme?
Now, remember, guys,
Get out of my class.
Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me.
Got nezs for you.
Neat.
Put her in your spank bank, move on.
You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know.
I mean, you know, I could look into it.
She has a black N95 mask
Hey, thanks, man!
A beaucoup problemo, Calvin.
So, have you heard about Bogey Lowenstein's party?
I think you can with Billie Eilish
on Friday night?
-So, what's your excuse? -For?
Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay?
The shit hath hitith The fanith
-This is a gorgeous guy. -I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
You know Chastity?
Listen, don't say shit like that to him.
Must be tough.
When I shell out 50, I expect results
Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
-How much? -Twenty bucks.
You know who the Raincoats are? -Why, don't you?
These are your future Mvys. We're all Ivy League accepted.
I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme
-That's your girlfriend's sister. -That's Bianca's sister?
That guy?
lt instantly covers your bald spot leaving you with great looking hair.
We'll continue this later.
-Oh, wait a minute. Curtis... -Cameron.
I don't know. I say do what you want to do.