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[ Gurgling ]
All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. You're not helping things.
I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only.
[Sobs, Screams]
Try swallowing that giant ball of snot dangling at the back of your throat.
♪ Squeeze it
nothing I've even remotely considered in the past.
Cardio Let's Go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure
We're having a conversation.
I need to hear our safe word, Morty.
haven't taken you to dinner-itis.
♪ Hey, I want to take you to ♪
It's not even cruel, either.
Not at all.
That was pure luck.
Luna Luna
I'll have a water. Uh...
you're not trying to put that stuff back inside of us.
(Baby Girls Crying)
Just do it, you piece of --
[Wailing]
Nooooo!
Obviously my version of health
Geez, I really need to chill.
He's cutting your time in half. 10 minutes. Ohh! It hurts!
Graham IF GOD EXISTS, ITS FUCKING ME
but it's not our place, you know,
Your money's no good here. [ Laughs ]
Oh, FUCK!
There you are.
I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that?
Remember me?
I-I'm a piece of shit, but I got the tank!
We're what got removed!!
Might be fatal. [ Chuckles ]
Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music?
They -- they're all the bad parts of us, which, by the way,
Totally understand, Duane.
I guess I should've been paying attention.
"I have nothing to prove."
I-I just found out Jessica's single.
you never had to love 'em back.
Pfft. Come on, man. I've been trapped
Hiii How is your day
you useless old turd.
Oh, my God. Yum.
[ Grunting ]
Back Again
You know what? Not my table.
This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single,
I love drums. I never took drum lessons.
Hey, Morty. Word around school is you've become super healthy.
What's the last thing you'd think about doing with that tank thing?
Bitcoin or Ethereum, what'll be, bro?
Hey, listen, you know, wha-- if we're all bored over here,