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[ Plays "When the Saints Come Marching In ]
A princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome.
I mean, you know, [Laughs] are they the same time?
Holy Shit, Holy Shit, Holy Shit... I want that kind of love!
Mommy! Mommy!
Ow-Ohh!! Jesus Christ! What are you doing?!
How could that detox machine know the difference
Words are just things. Please. Thank you.
Happy birthday adnan
You didn't hang up.
[ Bell rings, lockers slam ]
That sounds like a good idea. It's definitely a good idea.
You stupid little garbage person!
Who[burps]'s that over there?
We're the toxins. [ Screams ]
W-W-W-We'll try the machine,
You're going in that tank, motherfucker.
(All Crying)
Look, can we just talk for a minute?
Cooooool.
Should I be jealous? There's nothing to be jealous of.
when I couldn't play the trombone?
This. Ahh!! [ Screams, moans ]
Y-You're gonna be fine. Grandpa's here.
Let's go, in and out 20-minutes adventure
Aren't you a child? Only in the ways that matter.
[ Recording stops ] It's a bad phone. Chuck it.
[ Whirs, beeps ]
fwoos-s-s-ssh,
Holy shit! Holy shit! We have a moron over here!
lot o' pain
Here's another thing I know --
[ Electrical crackles, powers down ]
you know, if something's worth saying it's worth eye contact
Hey, Morty, remember yesterday
and devised a way to reach out to us?
Hey, Rick, are you familiar with "Ben Wa" technology?
Merge with me and you'll know how to save him.
[ Crunch ]
[ Screams ] Ahh!
♪ Suck my flaps, you piece of shit ♪
If God exists, it's fucking me.
Oh, wait, you can't.
You miss the old me.
God is a lie! We made him up for money!
Do not. Even. You have no need to explain.
"Did -- did -- d-did you get a new Morty yet?"
You're a better man than me, Rick.
Now, who can tell me the common denominator
We yanked them from their homes and locked them in a can.